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2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)
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Lizzie didn't teach Darcy to be a better person; she's messy and goes through necessary growth too. The titular "Pride and Prejudice" is about *both of them*. Margaret didn't teach Thornton to be a better person, they were different flavors of shitty--the titular "North and South" is about them embodying two distinct but both shitty classist systems in their country--and found their way to a sincerely better worldview.
"She doesn't have to fix him!" / "She deserves better!"
She deserves people to actually appreciate her as a complex character on a growth arc in her own damn story, is what she deserves.
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George bush truisms
I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT THE PAST IS OVER
RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED, IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?
OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE
YOU TEACH A CHILD TO LEARN, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST
A HUMAN BEING AND A FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON…SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME… YOU CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.
DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME
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real talk though this is how you can tell that the arts have been so massively underfunded
in any other world this person would be a full time professional artist, able to make a living by creating, displaying, and selling their art
but now they're accepting job listings realistically off of fiver t take photos of some rich fucks house for the zillow listing.
my dad is a contractor. He builds houses. Beautiful, incredible houses. In 2008 he accepted a job to install some lady's cat door. That's what this person taking zillow pictures feels like to me.
my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too
the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???
this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!
#no hate at all to the artist obvi#maybe im misinterpreting and they actually love doing real estate photography#or maybe they were doing a favor for a friend#who am i to say#but i look at these incredible pictures taken with such incredible talent#and it makes me worried about the state of the arts in the modern world
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Jesper: What is love?
Kaz: A lie
Inej: An emotional minefield
Nina: Baby don't hurt me..?
Jesper: THANK YOU NINA. Kaz and Inej, you both need therapy.
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your characters love it when you draw them floating and/or in a white void. it gives them a break from existing within the context of reality for a while it’s relaxing
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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*
me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!
irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!
welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!
ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*
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req'd by @pumpkinpire
this is how the show goes right?
text: Leslut de Lyingwhore
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when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that meant until i met a fucking horse
#I'm watching a cdrama right now and in one of the episodes these two guys tackle a horse#yeah you heard that right#they run at a horse full tilt and each ram themselves into one of its shoulders#they are unsuccessful#obviously#although the horse does rear in surprise#which does still kinda accomplish the goal of getting the guy on the horse off of the horse#but still#what did those actors think when they were told#yeah we need you to tackle this horse head on
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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there
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