Remi ★ they/them/(הם/אתם) ★ 20 ★ Ace&NB ★ I'm a jewish nerd with ADHD who's obsessed with crocheting, has too many hobbies and is in too many fandoms ^-^
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merry christmas @kenna-nor!! i was ur aps secret santa :)) I hope this satisfied all your marichat/post reveal needs haha
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since i didn't grow up jewish and my younger sibling isn't converting, meaning im neither the oldest or youngest, do i have to eat the candles? or can i skip that part of the ritual?
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I still watch this series on Netflix and I love VI and Caitlyn together as if they were a couple🤩☺️.(artist: fool_rith on twitter)
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kerdly holdiay miracle maybe idk

H.hello,,,,,,,,

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Haven't drawn anything from this show in a long while
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case 3-5 godot tells phoenix his tragic backstory
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every writer knows the pain of having an idea that’s “too good” to write because you know you can’t do it justice
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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years
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GET FRIED, IDIOT


Season 2, Episode 1 - Memory Blank
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Druid: we are not a threat, we just worship the goddess of love.
Arthur: pardon?
Druid: the goddess of love!! We pray and bring sacrifices - nothing grand, just wine and food that we get to eat after the sacrament because our goddess would never want us to starve or thirst - and if we're lucky they'll make our love come true.
Arthur: interesting.
.... Later....
Voice: Emrys, EMRYS!!!!
Merlin: *wakes* what?
Voice: hey, little Brother. Just checking in. I have a certain Arthur Pendragon praying to me at my altar. He's... I dunno if praying is the right word. Begging, maybe? Bribing, perhaps.
Merlin: who are you?
Voice: hi. Goddess of love here. I think your little prince is calling up the wrong line. Your altar is further north.
Merlin: my WHAT
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I wanna see more of Merlin being an absolute mama’s boy
But specifically about his magic and in the same way that Percy Jackson is protective over Sally.
And I want Merlin to accidentally make his mother a diety, or just worshipped in some capacity cos the druids took his “my mum deserves the world” very seriously.
Druids: You are Magic. You are the son of the sea and sky, raised by the old ways.
Merlin: The old ways didn’t raise shit. The old ways gave me a spiteful cryptic basement lizard and told me to figure it out. Hunith, my mother, she’s the one you can thank for the Emrys stuff and you better thank her a lot ‘cos I was a handful as a kid.
Druids: …
Druids: Bet.
Merlin: That’s probably fine, right?
Lancelot: You’re asking me? You’re apparently magic itself, divinity incarnate, and you’re asking me?!
Merlin: …It’s probably fine.
Then a little while later a letter arrives in Camelot:
My dearest son, Merlin,
Care to explain why I have close to a hundred Druids and magic users lining up at my door to “Thank me as The Great Emrys instructed”? They’re calling me the mother of magic and asking where the best place to leave offerings is. I’ve told them to distribute most things to the village, but I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with any of these enchantments or magical artefacts.
With much love and confusion,
Hunith of Ealdor.
Merlin: Well fuck.
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Future Arthur (still pining but post magic reveal) turning back in time and being so embarrassed about how obvious and foolish and mean his younger self is to Merlin.
Meanwhile, young Arthur can't stop shouting at older! Arthur when the man is being kind to Merlin.
Young! Arthur: Stop being nice to Merlin!!!
Old! Arthur: stop being so clingy and posessive!!!! It's embarrassing for both of us!!!!
At the same time, young!Merlin tries to fix everything in a total panic, headless and unfocused, unsure whether to hide his magic or how to keep it hidden. He doesn't even realize that both Arthur's are fighting over him.
Older!Merlin appears randomly, in the middle of the room: poor me. Go to bed. I'll handle this.
Young!Merlin: what?
Old!Merlin: *calm* I've got it, buddy *ruffles Merlin's hair*. Arthur!!!!
Both: *straighten up*: how many times to I have to tell you not to touch my things?
Old! Arthur: i'm sorry
Young! Arthur: you let him talk to you like that? *Actually sees Merlin and blushes deeply* *stutters*
Merlin: i sure hope you are!!!! And you! *Looks at a flushed younger!Arthur.* What's wrong with him?
Old!Arthur: nothing!!!! *Shoves merlin out of the room.* Let's go home.
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