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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there











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why is finding good speakers so complicated someone pls just tell me what sounds good this is hell
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some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao
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first time i’ve been out of my overdraft in like 3 years YAY!!

got paid like £400 more than i was expecting WAOW!!!!!! that’s my budget for a new record player and speakers!!! YIPPEE!!!
#not including the times i’d be paid my student finance that got me out my overdraft for like a few hours before i had to pay my rent for#that term
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got paid like £400 more than i was expecting WAOW!!!!!! that’s my budget for a new record player and speakers!!! YIPPEE!!!
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godddd my least favourite boss is opening today and nobody told me fml i was 7 minutes late even tho i got there 15 minutes early bc i was expecting my normal tuesday boss who’s always a little late and she was like ‘well you should always check it’s what everyone else does’ which no it isn’t. fuck you yasmina honestly you grouch
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uggghhhh i wanna go back to sleep why do i have to be at work at 7:30 but most of the dispensary staff who do like the main thing a pharmacy does can be there for 9 or later. fucked up man
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Do you not see why people believe astrology tho??
so i'm a custodian.
whenever someone does something cool like shit on the bathroom floor or get blood all over a toilet, i have to close the bathroom down by blocking the doorway with a CLOSED sign.
this sign is big and bright. it says CLOSED in four languages and has a do not enter symbol. it completely blocks the doorway. the only way to enter is to look directly at the sign and either move it or climb over it.
almost every single time i shut down a bathroom so i can suit up and clean a biohazard, someone will enter the bathroom with a dead-eyed, slack-jawed expression and try to wordlessly walk past me to use a stall.
and every single time, i have to block their path and say, "this bathroom is closed. there is one directly down the hall, marked by signs. please leave," and they either try to argue that THEY specifically should be allowed to use this one, as if they are god's most special little guy, or express shock even though they, again, had to contend with the CLOSED sign to enter.
often, i am standing there in the middle of cleaning up bodily fluids having to firmly repeat myself. they always leave angry or confused.
anyways, you clicked this button to send me an ask about astrology:

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had to take the top off jesus christ it was strangling my arms. why. the pants are very comfy though
wow this juicy pj set has like no stretch at all my boobs barely fit in
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oh and i got a LARGE too. i thought it would be a bit loose on me but no a little snug honestly. i’m like a size 10-12 in most clothes im a medium what gives
wow this juicy pj set has like no stretch at all my boobs barely fit in
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ironic considering the name really
wow this juicy pj set has like no stretch at all my boobs barely fit in
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wow this juicy pj set has like no stretch at all my boobs barely fit in
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had to put the cone back on hazel :( she’s overgrooming again :/

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listened to my art angels vinyl twice today. still pissed that realiti isn’t on it but still a good time
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just remembered that a customer at work said that there were black leopards in the countryside and me and my boss thought he was crazy but we looked it up and it’s TRUE. why the fuck are there leopards in the damn uk. scary
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