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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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Barbie is like Odysseus to Ken doll jack btw
#I was looking through my drafts and thought this said Orpheus#and was like what the hell did she mean by this#but no that make sense carry on
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I'm gonna be real with you, I can rarely decipher the redacted words, but yes, exactly! whatever you say, girl!
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If I censor something it’s a mildly cancellable offense on the rpf front LOL
#sometimes I think of concepts and have to hold myself back like omg girl.#GIRL.#but also I’m caring less lately (dangerous) bc if he can be shallow and mean why can’t I? I’d stop if he got his shit together
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omw to slap everyone who made law students fic flop in voting
do not fret!!! sb part 2b is totally mapped out and shouldn’t take super long + I’m going to get law students or at least a portion of it up before working on part 3. I’ve been so so inspired for them lately and have been jotting loads of stuff down
#it technically could be divided into 8 parts but if anything it’ll be split into 2#idk how long it will be lol I just know there’s 8 sections#Jack has a sybian YAYYYYY
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under my dictatorship every single person who worked on a best picture gets an Oscar
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recovering from an ed is such a vibe like wait you’re telling me if I eat a proper meal and am normal about it afterwards I actually have energy AND I don’t want to rip everyone’s head off including my own at all times?????
#emotions coming back was a shock at first but now it’s all good#only downside was having to process all the events the sickness ruined but like whatever were here now!#mind you I literally cannot relapse bc I start getting all the nasty symptoms within two weeks but progress is progress!!!!
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“the mechanism is likely xyz” you mean you don’t know???? You the textbook????
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still really obsessed with the “you let my bum ass daddy in here so y’all have no business telling me no” energy of jfk’s college essay
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👩⚖️ Anon
I’m fucking horny mate
and what’s on your mind tonight dear anon👂 share with the class?
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okay nvm part 2b it is!!!!
hiiiii guys idk what to work on the second I finish my finals so we r doing another poll! Bc I hate making publishing decisions!!!
#this is literally just a romantic vacation montage#which his skanky apathetic ass rlly doesn’t deserve rn but whatever
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you’ll be like hey youtube do you mind if I search through my subscribed channels or maybe even sort them into folders? And it’s like omg I can’t believe you would even ask me that go fuck off and die also we are raising the price of premium
#before you get on me about paying for premium#yes they are killing me#however#you can’t find remixes this earnest and terrible anywhere else
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nothing like muting a man after reading less than five words of a tweet. You will not get to insert your moronic words into the finite amount of time I have on this earth
#I don’t use any mass muting extensions and have like 23k accs muted#cant ragebait me if I can’t see you
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so desperate to not study that I’m googling modest rave outfits
#by this time tomorrow I will be free to write n write n write#who’s hype#I’m hype#law students has been plaguing me in the best way#he’s kinda humanized in that fic#crazy!
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unfortunately just heard kanye’s new song with my one and only set of ears
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