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Obsessed with Van going "Quit flirting with him!" During the fight cause YEAH that was gay as hell and she's right, Max we got shit to worry about right now other than your repressed gay feelings

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nothing but respect for MY declaration of independence

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template by @shitpostingfornow in their lou characters post here

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i do kinda think whoever started the trend of requiring customers to ask an employee to let them into the bathroom should be executed Tbh. i dont care how much crack people are doing in your bathroom i shouldnt have to track somebody down and ask for permission to go potty in a public establishment

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i was a kid asking questions like "when you say to rate my pain on a scale of 1 to 10 do you mean relative to what i have experienced before or what i could theoretically experience in the future because what if i say 8 and then later i get twenty billion papercuts and i realise relative to that this pain is a 1" and they would reply "just focus on what you know, you literally had your foot ran over by a ford focus" and id say "well exactly but it could have been both feet which i know would surely be worse" and it still took years to diagnose me as autistic

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big plans tonight

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people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

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actually, "autism is a huge part of who i am and i'm proud of it" and "autism is a disability that requires accommodations" are both true statements that can and should coexist

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“Working with the raptors???”

Yeah the Toronto ones

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kristen whose hard of hearing (side effect of hitting her head one to many times) vs riz who has huge goblin ears that hear Everything

kristen, looking at the girl across from them at krom’s who keeps looking over to her: what’s she saying?

riz, not looking up from his notes: she said lindsey’s a bitch

kristen: whose lindsey?

riz: not sure. she’s not talking to you. she thinks you’re hot though, but please dont make that my problem

kristen: good to know

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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Happy pride month to THEM

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daisuke bucklesby saying he heard a rumor about himself and, instead of zac playing it like "oh I heard this funny thing about me isn't that weird" just goes "I did that I guess. *stares off into space*"

i love him so much.

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just watched the newest cloudward ho episode and oh my god what the fuck?? i’m intrigued and terrified at the same time

the world building is incredible and i cannot wait to see more of how zood’s physics work and the dark underbelly to what they think (or at least monty) is a paradise. and fuhuljar (spelling?). and ramantsu. and the eyeless hand. and the strong reactions to all of that.

also i feel like the people in the city were alluding to the fact that there are more dimensions than just gath and zood. i bet straka came from one of those said dimensions. i can’t wait to see how this plays out

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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Daisuke's rules for living as little quick posters + iconic Pappy quote