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Its not clocking to you that im standing on business

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

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is this… is this anything :)

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don’t flirt with me I’ll start imagining you in my little delusional scenarios before bed

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Drew Starkey as Trevor — Hellraiser (2022) dir. David Bruckner

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freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

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post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GUYSSSS IT WAS THE 70S

PUT JAMES IN CROP TOPS!!!!

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- 'I gotta deal with the fact that now I know you.' - 'Well, you don't really know me.' - 'Doesn't matter. I know you enough.'

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”