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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

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Here, have a sleeping Khoshekh. 

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fuck em up gang

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^_^ OMG HI BESTIE HIIIIIHIIII *glomps u*

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new contender for best community note of all time

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looking at the labubu subreddit out of curiosity/peoplewatching and i;m crying. people are giving them BBLs

this is fucking destroying me. their laboobooties

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the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

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Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy  *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

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when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

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sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.