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BTS reaction to their

S/O saying something weird

Idk i just thought of writing this because I'm weird myself lol this is how i think the members would react~

Kim Namjoon♡

"If two guys cum in a girl at once and one of each of their sperms penetrates the egg at the same time...that would mean she would get kids for two guys at the same time!"

Your eyes were wide with realisation as you looked to Namjoon for feedback.

He looked at you like you were crazy and proceeded to pat your head, chuckling quietly.

"Don't think about things like that, y/n...it's weird."

Kim Seokjin♡

You were making pancakes but had gotten a little distracted, causing you to neglect the pancake you had just put on the stove.

You couldn't help it...your phone was just more interesting.

"Y/N!!! YOU'RE BURNING THE PANCAKE AGAIN!" you heard Jin shout from the kitchen. A quiet 'oh shit' left your mouth as you ran to go deal with it.

As you got there you began to get scolded by a frustrated Seokjin.

You rolled your eyes saying "Shibby dibby doo dah, peanut butter ooh hah." with the most amount of sass you could muster.

Jin stared at you before busting out into hysterical laughter.

"Ahh jagi, you're so funny~"

Min Yoongi♡

"How would you like it if I stuck a dildo up your ass, Yoongi?" you randomly asked one day as you two were strolling in the park.

Yoongi wasn't even surprised. He was pretty much used to you being a crackhead by now so–

He suddenly stopped walking causing you to do the same. And he just looked at you with this twisted expression.

"Y/n...if you say one more thing like that again, I'll throw you in that lake..."

Jung Hoseok♡

"Hey, Hobi you think if I ate too many skittles I would vomit a rainbow?"

You two were out in the grocery store when you asked the question as you picked up a jumbo pack of skittles.

He went over to you guiding your hand to put the skittles back.

"Y/n calm down *laugh* You're so weird." he tried to hold in his laughter but failed miserably and just ended up on the floor hyperventilating.

Park Jimin♡

We all know how easy it is to make Jimin laugh, so when he was just chillin' on the couch with the rest of Bangtan and you suddenly asked "Jimin would you like to lick my toe fungus?" in an exaggerated British accent...well he was dying to say the least.

You had said it with full intention of sounding funny and you had accomplished your goal, his face nearly turning red with laughter. The rest of them were chuckling and teasing him, too.

Kim Taehyung♡

He'd probably be the one saying something weird tbh...but if it so happened to be you being the weird one, he'd practically be bursting with joy at the fact that you were so comfortable with him...but he wouldn't show it and would just chuckle softly as you told him about your dreams and aspirations of becoming a dog one day.

Jeon Jeongguk♡

He'd be happy. There's no other way to describe it. He likes to joke around a lot and is glad to see that you have a goofy sense of humour as well.

He'd have brought a frog into the house, scaring you with it. You screamed, yelling "I'm calling the police!" as you headed to the microwave and punched in 911 on it.

He stopped in his tracks and then started uncontrollably laughing. His hyungs sending you both looks but he didn't care. When he was with you he didn't see anyone else.