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I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

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understanding taxonomy is so funny to me, cause now i see this and go

ah yes, two reptiles

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he or perhaps his brother would do numbers on here

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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

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Cat and kitten door knocker, Clun, England

This unusual door knocker from Clun, England, features a mother cat carrying her kitten — sculpted in cold, weathered bronze, yet full of tenderness.

Equal parts whimsical, eerie, and adorable, it feels like something out of a forgotten fairytale.

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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

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JJ Abrams showing naked disdain for Star Trek, and openly stating he really was only doing them in the hopes of getting to make Star Wars one day, only to get his chance to make Star Wars & making it even worse, so bad he killed off Disney's scheme to release a new Star War every year into eternity...truly iconic

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The problem with "curing" cancer is that killing cancerous cells is very easy but killing all of the cancerous cells and only the cancerous cells is very very hard.

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seeing a group of cool alt queer people chilling together in public feels like this

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We need to normalize calling coworkers stupid fucking idiot son of a bitches we need to end workplace professionalism and courtesy and just openly curse and yell at each other we also need a day where everyone meets outside in the parking lot and we all fist fight each other until only 1 is left standing

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TIL a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.

via reddit.com

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just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

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“hey what’s the vibe for the fall?” great question!!

it’s actually this image for the 18th year in a row

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there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too