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I have so many pics that i forgot to post them here. First thing first, here’s a bunch of N!

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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YES I'M GAY:

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dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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jesus no

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Дай отпор

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Marceline's Fries Song

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i think at the end of every war they should dump a cooler full of blood on the president

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crunched...

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jax fanart to celebrate the new episode

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

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you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

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stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don't want kids that they'll change their mind