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honeycrisp

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the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

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top 10 glee characters if im honest

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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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Holy ground

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bringing back a classic

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Thank you, Snoop Logg...

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i lvoe you selfshippers i love you LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Currently signing into artfight and reading the faq for the first time and found a specific entry on there so funny. "To stand against sexism and promote gender inclusivity we implemented a rule that all nipples should be censored, not just women's". Hmmm yes it's so progressive of you for reinforcing the idea that nipples are inherently sexual 👍 yeah it's technically not discrimination if you think everyone's bodies are inherently sexual and not just women's 👍 it's not discrimination if you hate everyone equally after aaaalll 🌷

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im late but happy bday sonic <3

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got a new woman yesterday :)

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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies