just your typical eternally sad college kid with zero money and zero motivation
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do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee
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im at the gas station and i just witnessed a little boy steal 2 fun sized twix bars by shoving them in his afro this child is resourceful and he will go far in life
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the ultimate breaking point of the working class will be the price of arizona tea going up from a dollar a can
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“oh i forgot to make dinner”
“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”
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