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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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Listen there’s been a particular anti-baldness resurgence in the zeitgeist and I just hope Jeffrey Combs knows that his receding hairline is loved and cherished

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if a tboy is asleep it is your duty to touch and grope him. in says so in the constitution

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you like that f@ggot, how do my fingers feel inside you ? God you moan like a bitch, does it really feel that good ? I should make you work for it next time, wanna strip for me next time pussy ? Should I invite my friends, would you bounce on their dicks the same way you do on mine or is this just for me ? You’re so easy you probably would, you need this that much huh, if I pulled out right now you’d probably start crying wouldn’t you ?

@/tooesoteric2tboy - now

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happy pride i hope you all have hot disgusting freak pervert gay t4t sex that would make the gods weep this month

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Oh noooo would be such a shame to be on call and told exactly how I should play with myself for your enjoyment! Would be soooooo bad if you laughed at me when I got close to cumming! Would be soooo awful if you kept commenting on how pretty my sounds were and told me to stop holding them back!! Would be suuuuuch a terrible time to watch me cum and bully me for being so easy

DNI: MINORS, BIGOTS, IN/FAUXCEST, DDLG/ABDL + VARIENTS, GORE, NECROPHILIA, AGEPLAY, BEASTIALITY/K9 KINKS, DETRANS, MISOGYNY, CISHET MEN, RACEPLAY, SCAT, EMETO, WEIGHT GAIN/LOST (edited because people can't just check my blog to see if they violate my dni)

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when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”

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did i do it? did i do the meme right?

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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cannot handle cute loserguys making deez nuts jokes. what do u mean i’m not supposed to go >:3c

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Just a psa for fic writers who use the “trauma bond” tag, please make sure you’re using it correctly. A trauma bond is not two people who experience similar trauma and bond over it. It’s a carefully curated, manipulative bond between abuser and victim to keep the victim coming back because of the addictive highs and lows that come with abuse.

If you want to tag two characters bonding over shared trauma, a good substitute tag would be “bonding over shared trauma.” Trauma bonding is, by definition, an abusive relationship and may steer people who have experienced it away from your fic. Please spread the word and happy writing!