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When will my wife (professional wrestler Orange Cassidy) return from war (broken titty)??
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oh god i haven't watched any new rick and morty yet and a couple people just liked a year old post of mine about rick prime
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Vogue Italia, February 1999.
Ph. Tim Walker
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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KOBI LEVI Pixel by Pixel Shoes if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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Jerry's manuscript/book is so goofy

Transcript If Image Is Too Blurry:
Now, some people think books are only written by hreat men. (and women!) They think you have to be brilliant to write a book. Or be good at sports. Or host a talk show. And to say to that, I say - Ohhh yeah? Want proof? Well, what are you holding in your hands? A book.
And you are holding this book because I am sitting down, right now? and I'm writing it. And I'm not very good at sports, and I am not a talk show host, and a lot of people don't think I'm brilliant! I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself. I'm a family man! With two beautiful children! I also have a wife. Her name is Beth and she is beautiful just like my children but in a more sexual way to me, unlike my children. In a way I am a grandfather but that is something I don't like to talk about. And that's my family! So let's begin!
But where should we begin? We should strat where all things start: At chapter one. Welcome to my book! This is exciting. If you like it so far, turn the page and read Chapter 2! **(not your right now, my right now)
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schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do
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Like I know we flee here from the smouldering ruin of our civilisation at the moment but I as a mid-40s year old need you guys to know
Netanyahu has been saying Iran is close to nuclear weapons for 30 years
He has wanted a war with Iran that whole time
The "they have nuclear weapons" was the reason the allied west invaded and flattened Iraq in 2003 and it also turned out to be a lie
Tulsi Gubbard who is the head of US Intelligence signed a statement less than two weeks ago confirming it is America's belief that Iran is not currently pursuing nuclear weapons
Talks between the US and Irani delegation were expected to take place on Sunday, and the Irani lead negotiator was interviewed as saying he felt positively about the possibility of a new deal
Netanyahu bombed Iran and killed that exact negotiator on Friday.
There is heaps of footage of Netanyahu claiming Iraq had WMD/nukes, he was a lead proponent of the war on Iraq.
History is fucking repeating and it is MADDENING. I was at protests against the Iraqi invasion in 2002/2003. We all knew there were no nukes. US and Israel wanted regime change in Iraq anyway so they could install puppets and that's exactly what they're doing in Iran.
People will study this period in history and go, "WHY DID NO ONE STOP NETANYAHU AND ISRAEL IN GAZA, IRAN AND THE WIDER MIDDLE EAST? WHY DID THE MEDIA NOT COMMENT ON THE FACT ISRAEL HAS NUKES AND HASN'T SIGNED A TREATY BUT IS CLAIMING TO BE UPSET ABOUT A FICTIONAL SITUATION WHERE OTHER COUNTRIES ARE APPARENTLY DOING THE SAME?"
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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
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If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches
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i will never love anything like i love brand new
#i've ugly cried to this unreleased song so many times already i hope they drop it fr#as well as when i die#cuz holy fuck#brand new saw i needed grief songs and delivered
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saw my favorite band in the entire world last night. it still doesn't feel real. it's been a long seven years. brand new forever 👑
#was supposed to be doing this again twice in a row this weekend..........#instead i got sick.........#resisting the urge to walk into traffic!
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““The mannerisms that help define gender - the way in which people walk,swing their hips, gesture with their hands, move their mouths and eyes when they talk, take up space - are all based upon how non disabled people move…The construct of gender depends not only upon the male body and female body, but also on the non disabled body.””
— Eli Clare, Exile and Pride: Disability, Queerness, and Liberation
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