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ROOF TIME ROOF TIME ROOF TIME

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do you guys even like girls that have this ...

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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I love my leg hair #myleghair

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current mcr show between song gerard talk: hehehe we're having so much fun i've been keeping a journal the love of my life is here tonight and i love how this skirt fits. who wants to hear an excerpt from the vampire lestat.

mcr show between song gerard talk from 2002 to 2004:

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NJ getting a full moon on the night of their LLTBP show is so unbelievably perfect. I am so happy for them. I will be tuning into the livestream knowing we're all united by the same moon. Like how fucking cool is that.

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screaming crying throwing up

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What the fuck is mcr about

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gerard: hello crypto mayor of belleville. okay so you’re gonna present us the key which is super awesome! thanks soo much:)) but you need to know that i will be pretending im from a fake country called draag and not from belleville new jersey. and i will be doing terrible european accent and also immediately after i will kill four people.

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love the way mama is like a 12 minute song now

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Holy fucking shit I saw my chemical romance

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I know it's unfair vilification and stuff but it's also a lot of fun to see old media and stuff where people were SO scared of big animals like lions, sharks, crocodiles and wolves were fully expected to just come and eat you the moment you stepped into their territory. In older media we also made that assumption about gorillas and in still older we thought it'd be whales. But some animals that will actually fuck you up got left behind. Boars will kill you and eat you. They're way more likely to do so than any of those other things actually. Hippos, obviously, got off like bandits always being depicted as cute and dopey. And then there's the squids. Not giant kraken size squids. The eight foot squids that hunt in packs and will fuck you up if you fall in the water at night. I can't BELIEVE people slept on that. It's like all they cared about were the huge deep sea ones we never see. The medium size wolf pack squids were right there.

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me: wow im super sensitive and emotional right now. what the hell is going on

the notorious menstrual cycle:

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does anyone fuck with my unhealing wounds⁉️

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