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When his body disappears in A New Hope, Obi-wan is actually isekaied in 19th century Paris in the middle of the plot of Les Miserables.

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I am coming to France next week!

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tagged by @le-panda-chocovore

Favorite colour: blue, white, and red in equal measures

Last song I listened to: La Marseillaise

Last movie I watched: Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis

Currently reading: Les Misérables

Currently watching: La Grande Vadrouille

Craving: bread

Tea or coffee: coffee, tea is for the british!

tagging: @none-ofthisnonsense, @leseigneurdufeu, @la-cocotte-de-paris

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May I respectfully observe that the blueberry tart ethics agonies is a wonderful candidate for 'tell me you're French without telling me you're French' scenario? The combination of philosophical gymnastics and patisserie is just....magnifique!

Merci

😂 Trying to think of how to make this scenario more French... like if our Parliament started weirdly intense debates to legislate on this niche issue as a way to distract from more important problems and came up with a law hated by the left and the right somehow, and/or the minister of the Interior declared that anyone buying two slices of pie without a written attestation (that you must write yourself to give yourself permission to buy pie) will be arrested, and he uses a worryingly loose and inexplicably racist definition of "pie", and Parisians started burning stuff by force of habit which led Macron to try and calm things down by a) making Announcements, b) giving a 2.5 hour TV speech no one watches in which he says "Let me be very clear" 5 times and "Whether you like it or not" 10 times, c) promising to organise a Great National Debate on blueberry pie ethics which prompts newspapers to write enthusiastic headlines because they never learn, and which goes utterly nowhere

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CatGPT

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there’s a category of verbs in french called verbes défectifs and while it just means that they dont have complete conjugations, i cant help but imagine a verb factory where this sometimes happens:

factory worker 1: i have made an Impersonal Verb

factory worker 2:  you fucked up a perfectly good verb is what you did. look at it. it’s only got a 3rd person singular conjugation

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La patrouille de France ça coûte cher à entretenir donc pour l'ouverture des J.O. 2024 on va la remplacer par trois pigeons avec des petites bouteilles de coca-cola avec du colorant bleu-blanc-rouge et des mentos.

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Here it is! The French book club is now waiting for you! 🤗

@seven-pillows @tangerinefrictave @belgianfry @animabelle58 @mhvy @none-ofthisnonsense @butchdazai @herbeloveve @captaindelilahbard @genius-dumbass @fablesdelajoie @wallflowerjournal @germanlang @amrass @tickettobarcelona-blog @impossiblebiscuit @cruxpirate

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Aita for marrying a girl who was pregnant out of wedlock?

Ok so in my culture being a single mother is VERY frowned upon and a lady came to me saying her niece was pregnant and could i please marry her before it showed? There would be money in it for me.

The thing is, i'm already married (my culture is exclusivemy monogamous). My wife is dying tho. I started the talks and negociations to marry the girl while my wife was living her last hours next door, and i think i might have been the asshole for that.

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Nous rentrons à Madrid. Nous conspirons. Le roi répudie la reine. La vieille épouse le perroquet. César devient roi, je l'épouse, et me voilà reine !

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daft punk is actually just the helmets, the guys they were possessing went back to normal frenchmen after they took em off. now the helmets are waiting in a hidden forest glade somewhere in provincial france and when someone puts them on again in the next century it will usher in a new golden age of daft punk

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