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I me...

People who drink their coffee black, eat spicy foods, and enjoy sour candy are all casual masochists.

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Waiting, full of excitement!

Hey when will the prompts for this year be out?

Early september.

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🤩

little kid looks at a bleeding metal on a bus in a hostile country: Mister what happened to you?

Metal with a chuckle: I think I quit my job

(source: person of interest)

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Jeg har sikkert nettopp sagt dette, men jeg vil si det igjen:

- Ikke si unnskyld for at du ikke forstår engelsk

-Ja, engelsk er det vanligste språket på internett, men du trenger ikke å kunne det perfekt.

-Ditt eget språk er vakkert.

-Personer som ikke har engelsk som morsmål anstrenger seg hver dag for å skrive engelsk på denne siden.

-Støtt de som ikke har engelsk som morsmål, og ikke få dem til å føle at de ikke strekker til fordi de ikke mestrer engelsk.

-Faktisk, støtt alle språk.

- Spre språkmangfoldet på Tumblr

Takk

probably i just said it but i want to say it again:

- don’t apologise if you don’t know english.

- yes, english is the most common language on the internet but you are not forced to know it perfectly.

- your own language is beautiful.

- non-english people make a huge effort to write in English everyday on this website.

- support non-english people and don’t make them feel bad if they do not know English. 

- actually support all the languages.

- spread more language diversity on Tumblr.

thank you. 

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Brock : What if all women disappeared?

Metal : it would be a pain in the ass

Jason :

Clay :

Ray :

Trent : ?

Sonny : Did you just...

Metal : (:

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Fan fic authors are not professional writers.

Expecting them to be perfect and never make mistakes is setting yourself up to be an asshole.

Do you know how long it takes to write and publish a 60k novel for most published authors? Years. Plural.

That includes time spent writing multiple drafts and doing research and multiple rounds of edits. Access to a professional editor, and the ability to hire sensitivity readers. The list goes on and on and on.

Fan fic authors owe you nothing. They are churning out multiple novel length fics (or the equivalent in one shots) a year while still holding down school/jobs.

And you're gonna jump down their throats because they wrote a pairing differently than you prefer??

Shut the fuck up.

Tags exists for a reason. Read them and move on if the fic is not for you.

I mean really. We all just lived through fucking 2020. Let people enjoy their FAKE gay porn in peace.

Jfc.

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FEBUWHUMP 2021 PROMPTS

the prompt list is out! these prompts were chosen entirely from a poll that you guys filled out! the 28 days of february are filled (in a random order) with the top 28 prompts as voted for by you guys! the 10 switch outs are the next in your favourites, with a few write-in prompts too!

i look forward to seeing everyone create with these prompts, and if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to check out the blog’s FAQ and ask!

full write up of prompts and rules under the cut:

Keep reading

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Sonny: How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

Metal: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

Sonny: That was poetry.

Trent: That was a cry for therapy from both of you.

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I love these things so much <3 (And I’m especially a sucker for it when Metal is involved)

Trent: I'll give $20 to whoever can make Clay sleep first.

Metal: *grabbing a frying pan* Where is he?

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Trent: I'll give $20 to whoever can make Clay sleep first.

Metal: *grabbing a frying pan* Where is he?

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Clay: I took shots of 5-hour energy. I've consumed at least half a dozen bottles at this point.

Jason: *scoffs* that's all?

Sonny: You really want it to pack a punch, you mix it with whiskey.

Metal: Whiskey? Weak. Use tequila.

Trent, the closest thing here to a medical professional: None of you should be alive.

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My beauty ♡

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TRUE!!!!

emails with “[AO3] Comment on _____” in the subject line give me a better dopamine rush than hard drugs ever will

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I imagine they're actually in some sort of dungeon or lair....

Trent: *waking up* Where am i?

Metal: *sarcastically* heaven.

Trent: oh...

Trent: Didn’t think you’d be here.

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Trent, drunk: If cats knew what a sin was they wouldn’t even care

Brock, also drunk: I don’t care either. fuck trigonometry.

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Clay: I'm sensing a lot of judgment.

Metal: I haven't said anything judgmental.

Clay: Your face and posture say it all.

Metal: Betrayed by my beautiful face.

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Ash: Get on my level, boys!

Jason: To get on your level I’d need cement shoes and a one-way ticket to the Mariana trench.