tyler/mars, 32, pnw just another poly gay guy. icon by snowflake-sage! a lot of my posts are queued
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human and bug relations will change by the end of the century
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the phrase "contact your senator" is a bit like "pray to god for help"
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Strange roadside buildings where you shouldn’t ever go.
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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy
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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top
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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents
#the secret is keeping it under 30 minutes#the 30 minute mark is when things start getting darksided
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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'
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roommates when to a local pride festival and bought me a hat
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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
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