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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

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When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

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I'm what the kids call

Fucked

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if you have a boyfriend then why the hell did you like a picture of my dog on Instagram whore

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cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

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sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it

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You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

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Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

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my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

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I hate it when fantasy writers have no sense of scale and they’ll just casually drop “ten thousand years” like that doesn’t encompass all of recorded human history

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Tokyo Ghoul

Kaneki Ken-INFP

Kirishima Touka-ISFP

Hideyoshi Nagachika-ENTP

Ayato Kirishima -ISTP

Eto Yoshimura-ENFJ

Kishou Arima-ISTJ

Juuzou Suzuya-ESTP

Akira  Mado- INTJK

Kichimura Washuu-ENTP

Tsukiyama Shuu-ESFP

Nishiki Nishio-ENTJ

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my bi girl ass when anyone insults lesbians on this website