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The brothers reacting to a drunk MC

Read the title . That's all there is to it.

Lucifer

Your drunk? Damn it. Now he has to go get you before you do something dumb. Where's Mammon?

Is he drunk with you? Probably. Lucifer finds you in about five seconds and he's lurking behind you. "MC, what are you doing?" You turn around completely smashed and dizzy " o-oh oh oh! There he *hic* is! Some demon body told me youz lookin' for muah!" You rest your hand on his chest " you smmmmeeeelllll like ink" he blushed at your drunken state and took your hands looked in you sleepy eyes "come on MC, let's get you home" you snach your hands away and start to fum " noo-*hic* I like it here! I even made a new friend you lean you elbow on someones shoulder "*sigh* MC, that's a desk" you turn you head to see a lamp , the light stinging your eyes "y-eah I sho*hic*uld get home"

You fell over several time and regretted everything in the morning

Mammon

He's probably the one who got you drunk.stop asking for more booze, don't gamble you have no money! He pulls you in a corner and tries to snap some sense into you "yo,MC you gotta get home before ya do somthin' Id do" you smile and lean in closer "oh My white haired cutie! You don't need to worry im absotootly amazafunkle." Mammon blushes at the fact you called him your cutie, but what did you say? "Um MC, yer kinda losing it" you put your hands up to your eyes and laughed " ahchvfhbfhvz my brain likes the pasta" huh? That's it you going home."yer an idiot MC" you laugh in the morning but decided to stop because of your hang over

Levi

The fact that you got him to go out drinking with you is a miracle. But your drinking like there's no tomorrow so this is a disaster. He doesn't know what to do and he's panicking. Ah! Why is this turning out like

The Human extange student Took me out drinking and there now drunk and I don't know what to do!

Anime series. " Um MC I'm really uncomfortable. C-can we go home?" You start to hum in annoynce " but leevi I'm not ready!" Levi furrows his eyebrows and grabs your hands " please MC,you know I don't want to be here and I don't want you hurting yourself" you give in and go home stumbling and gaging. You apologize for being rude.

Satan

He didn't really want to go untill you bribed him by going To his favourite library on the way there. He ended up staying in the library, as you went off drinking. He was reading one of his favourite books when he hears two demons talking "- and your sure it's a human?" " Positive! And there starting a fight with some rando!" He thought for a second before quickly going to the bar you were at. " You little shit! I'm gonna break your neck!" " HA! break my neck? You can't even touch me!" You taunt as a demon tries to land a hit on you but fails "MC!" the whole bar gose quite after hearing the forth borns angry voice shake the walls "Satan!" You run into his arms and in a blink of an eye your home. "Go to sleep MC. I'll go to bed to." You were very embarrassed the next morning

Asmo

He probably got drunk with you not gonna lie. You two doing shots, ah can see it now! But so can everyone else. Your a mess along with Asmo and your flirting with random guys." Oh you want my number? How about we go a step further?" You suggest by putting your hand on the demons thigh. "Oh my~ falling for me already? Okay" asmo is quick to notice this and grabs your hand "we should get home. Don't want to get bags under my eyes now would we?" You frown " come on asmo it's not even midnight! We can stay out longer!" He grabs your hand and leads you home " trust me MC, he is NOT good in bed. I know". You laugh with Asmo about last night.your going out agian

Beelzebub

(this is kinda long and a little dirty)

He actually didn't go with you he was just told to retrieve you from a house party. He finds you and he's shocked at seeing you so...hair down ,let lose kind of person.He puts a hand on your shoulder and turns you around "MC, we have to go-" "Beely! I missed *hic* you! Have you come to *hic* par-tay!" He smiles and chuckles " No, Lucifer told me to come and get you" you shake his hand off you and frown " well I'm not going! I'm staying and partying!" Beel tried to grab your arm but you slither away and climbed on a table as a new song plays. You start to dance catching almost everyone's attention, including beels. As your dancing you start to take of your top leaving your self in your bra and pants. Everyone is now wooping and cheering you on, so you take off your bra and continue dancing. At this point Beel picked you up off the table and flew you home. You blushed so hard when Beel told you hear you did.

Belfie

He didn't want to go out with you, and you didn't want to go out without him, so you stayed in his and beels room and drank. He fell asleep leaving you doing shots. Belphie woke up to a really loud smashing sound "what in the Devildom?" Essentially he was pissed off, and ready do beat a bitch. Well that was untill he walked out of his room to see you have broken a large glass something. " MC? What are you doing?" You turn around and he quickly realised you were drunk. " Bell bell!" " Bell bell? What? MC how much did you drink?" You walk over to the stairs and sit on the railing " well enough to slide down the railing!" But instead of sliding you fell backwards. "MC!" Belphie ran over to the stairs and looked down to see a confused Beel holding you. Beel walked you the stairs and placed you in belphies bed.belphie then hopped in bed with you and held you tight. You were so happy that your still alive.

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