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i lived, bitch

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walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I wasn’t scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

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y’all: bisexuals are fake bc they usually end up in m/f relationships

me, an intellectual: it’s easier and statistically more likely to find a straight person who is attracted to you and compatible with you than to find a lgb+ person who is, especially in small towns. not to mention the fact that a big part of lg community won’t date us, because they are biphobic. also a huge number of bis are nb, so m/f rhetoric doesn’t even fit us. also. there is nothing wrong with bis being in a m/f relationship if it’s healthy. also. stop being biphobic it’s 2017 when will this stop

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rain pattering = mother nature clacking at her keyboard, vague blogging about us all

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According to my tumblr bio i have been 18 for 2 years

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His name is Steven Udotong.

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Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

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Help! I need tattoo ideas

I need to get a tattoo that will remind me to hold myself accountable for my actions, to be responsible for my own happiness, that my future self is watching me, my life is in my own hands, that kind of thing. But i dont want words! So im stumped as to what to get

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does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

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for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

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Jaden saying everything we be thinking at 2am

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me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99