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“First and foremost I’m writing for myself,” I hiss through my teeth, resisting the urge to refresh my email for an Ao3 message for the 100th time.

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getting a new interest that it feels like nobody gaf about is so excruciating what do you mean people aren't going ham nuts over this thing. please start losing your minds

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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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To be loved is to be seen.

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alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart

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Fun summer hobbies:

- obsessing with what I cannot have

- not letting go

- holding grudges

- assuming everyone knows my soul inside and out and are knowingly hurting my feelings because they secretly hate me.

- star trek

- pondering the orb

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something interesting about being in a primarily northern hemisphere website as a southern hemispherer is that during the summer while you guys are complaining about unbearable scorching heat i’m complaining about freezing my ass in the cold. and we are both talking about the same temperature <3

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Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

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I was today years old when I found out my dad ghosted the Brazilian military

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Once the friend of a friend of my mom's was visiting Rio and she saw Sugarloaf Mountain and she wanted to impress her taxi driver with her knowledge of Portuguese, so she said in Portuguese "Look, Sugarloaf [Mountain]! It's very big!".

Unfortunately, English native speakers have a hard time making the "ão" sound correctly since the sound doesn't exist in English, so instead of saying "pão de açúcar" (literally, bread of sugar), she said "pau de açúcar." Now, "pau" technically just means "wood," but it's also, unfortunately for her, slang for "penis."

So to the driver what he heard was "Look at the sugar dick! it's so big!" and he almost crashed the car from laughing so hard.

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have you seen the south america shapped fire at the botafogo x psg game pic yet

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Welcome to being a Latina you get THREE types of representation:

-Sexy

-Single mother

-sweat shop worker.

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Perseus Jackson grew up so secure in his mothers love and dedication to him that he physically cannot comprehend why a parent wouldn't be there for their child and that's why he's so fucking pissed at the gods for ignoring the demigods