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Tubbo: I still don't understand why the fck I give a sht about this Egg. I still don't understa– [Laughs]

Tubbo: You lot being like "I would die for Nacho." Btch, if I put a fcking smiley-face on a cardboard box, you'd die for it, shut up!

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Quack

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lullah wrote Phil a book and then asked if Phil could adopt her "for real" this time

[Start ID: A Five page Minecraft book written by Lullah to Philza and a purple adoption certificate on the QSMP Minecraft server that says:

Papa, you know how I love to ramble and I could write several pages long about how I feel. But this time I want to be straight to the point. A lot of people saw me as an extension of someone who's no longer part of my life, despite them being.

important at some point. With the reset taken into account, I had the liberty to start from zero and dettach myself... give myself the opportunity to be more ME without relying on someone else. Like I mentioned, ever since you adopted me back in July...

it made me be happier and accepted. You know me like the back of your hand (which I don't know if that's terrifying or endearing) but that's ok! Because that means we've spent enough time together to actually create a bond and share trauman :D

Anyway, thank you for being YOU and for being the best dad I could ask for. Even if I was not assigned to you on the first place, I am grateful for everything you've done for me.

I guarantee I am trying to also be the best daughter out there^^ Love you mucho (Spanish for a lot) tu niña (Spanish for your daughter) Lullah.

The adoption certificate is purple with a purple sunflower in the corner and says "Certificate of Adoption. Egg Name: Tallulah has been officially adopted by: Philza and Missa. Congratulations! /EndID]

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EDIT: When your boyfriend fiancé know how to make you feel better after watching yourself drunk ♡

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Tubbo replied to Twitter user @duawawawa's fanart on his main at 20:25 BST yesterday

(the @ goes to a tumblr account, not the twitter user or tweet!)

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All ten MCC Season 4 Kick Off teams!

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Finally got motivation to finish these

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dan: *proclaiming all the reasons to love phil and how he could never trust someone the way he trusts phil*

phil: this dumbass got me 3 lamps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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eggs w their tios (requests from tweeter)

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Tubbo quote retweeted Twitter user @artistdream1234's tweet on his alt at 17:31 BST

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Dan has caught the "help Phil no matter what when he's losing" illness and it cannot be cured

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saddest man alive award goes to...

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Tubbo: IT'S OK!!!

Coypiso: Is this a bad time to say I don't believe in vaccines?

[The toaster lights on fire and everyone starts screaming as the fire alarm goes off]

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I trust in Tommy and Tubbo’s marriage being actually legal not because I think they are telling the truth but because I think existing in this reality is objectively funnier. I will always believe the funniest option.

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No Dice Thumbnails I made for Tubbo and Owengejuice :D

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For context, I work a camp for "problem children"

Tubbos RFD reminds me of cooking at work. There's 100 things going on. Someone else is probably trying to set something on fire. And in the end, some neurodivergent kid that thinks salt is spicy and will only eat one texture tells you it tastes like shit.