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Illuminated manuscript page

Breviary; Northern Germany, 2nd half of the 15th century: Harley MS 2975, f. 73v

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commission for exorceyes! thank so you much!

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I would kill and also die for these old gay lions

(Statler and Waldorf from the latest chapter of Skin Deep ( @skindeepcomic))

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R: “Hahaha that was close.”

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Happy pride month to the first self identified trans transformer

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I just know Thundercracker is both simultaneously an overthinker and underthinker 🙄 very impressive that he thinks so hard it’d wake his (admittedly telepathic) wife… but to give him some credit he probably thinks a lot more than Skywarp lol (yes Skywarps catching a stray here). But he probably doubts himself cuz he knows Soundwave puts up with so much of Megatron and Starscream screaming and hollering always that he’s wondering if Soundwave is just also putting up with him 😭 (I want more BoomMic so bad it’s crazy)

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Redesign prowl 🚔

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autobot who loves it when they run

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my wife and i got a bit carried away with caitlyn's outfits in the sims so i had to draw the best one

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Redraw of this cover art cause it's literally the same scene from the soul eater papermoon opening

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First batch of icons ! Im just gonna put em all together, come get em if they’re yours !!

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Happy Pride from Rodney, Rosie, and Ronin ☺️🌈

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also while im waiting for my tea to steep, since im petty, and they cant fire me any more than they already have i can tell you about the Button That Makes You Lie To People because i CANNOT stop thinking about it and its driving me fucking nuts

i worked at a fancy gourmet coffee shop, but not everyone who came in knew that or cared, so we’d occasionally get ppl who got all their coffee knowledge from starbuckses. starbuckae? starbukakke

anyway sbux has this thing where they’re literally just wrong about what they call some drinks. for example, a cappuccino is traditionally a double shot of espresso with milk foam, like a few sips of drink, but at starbucks the smallest possible “cappuccino” is 8oz and espresso with that much milk? is really just a bastard latte. 

but to explain that to someone who doesnt know better takes time, and there a line forming, and a latte… is close enough to what someone who thinks of a cappuccino as a 16oz drink is expecting. so if someone asked for a “large cappuccino” we were instructed to go “okay :)”, plug in a large latte, and then, before they could see, scroll down to the secret buttons, the forbidden buttons, the deceit buttons, and press the one called “cappuccino”, in “quotes”, which would not only put a cappuccino on their receipt, but would send a message to the barista, across the room, who would then make a latte, see the pink “cappuccino” indicator, and go 

“large cappuccino? :)” 

and i just, like, that’s just, i love how, food is made up and not real

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[ My ass tried to paint a glass object… never again [probably a lie I’ll probably do it again] ]

Original Image under the cut

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You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

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Fairie and giant🌿