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Polonius, Lacklusterly Eating A Slarch, Eagerly Kill’s Imbecile Lounge Lizards, Tiptoeing And Pussyfooting Inside Rome

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chu chu sitting on utena's head compilation

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Fantastic Four #67 by Jack Kirby

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"Nothing special about humble origins," said a very small Brother, who seemed to consist entirely of a little perambulatory black robe with halitosis. "I've got lots of humble origins. In my family we thought swineherding was a posh job."

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i am! obsessed! with this book from the late ming dynasty about scams to watch out for (esp. if you are a traveling merchant). this guy is like, there ARE immortals who can survive without food but you WILL NOT encounter them because they live alone in the mountains and don't talk to anyone. if a monk comes to your house and claims to not need to eat, it's probably because he's secretly eating human fetuses, or something. eunuchs are invariably corrupt and the court system is useless. however, do NOT try to bribe anyone for a better SAT result for your idiot failson; this never works. nuns WILL try to seduce your wife into cheating on you. if your idiot failson does really badly on the SAT, make sure to have his father's remains buried somewhere with A+ fengshui; this is Guaranteed to work (unless your wife is cheating on you).

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former gifted child here, not a diagnosis or anything, just a simple matter of martial triumph, and I needn't imagine there's been a continuity of skill, endless potential left to be tapped, and the blood of a dragon sleeping within

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”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

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shouldn't have used that dubious disc...

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episode 17: “the thorns of death”

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Vincent Price as Ratigan

The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

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Please repost Granger?

Sure. Also including the caption because it’s one of my favorites.

“Judge!”

“What’s up? Need me to explain how lifelink or deathtouch works?”

“No. I need you to listen to this fifteen minute argument regarding 1870s railroad policy.”

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Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

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