*ceases scurrying on all fours to pick up the phone* can't talk now I'm doing hot girl shit
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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Customer: IT’S A ROUGH TRANSLATION OF THE U2 ALBUM, ACHTUNG BABY, EXCEPT THAT THE ACHT IS THE GERMAN NUMBER 8, WHICH IS ACHT IN GERMAN.
DMV: ate?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: FAMILY LETTERING
DMV: backwards… butt sex
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: YOU FOOL
DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL
Verdict: DENIED
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Hate the ratsphere all you want no one generates ludicrous discourse like we do
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Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016
Jon Rafman
White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm
59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in
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