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helsie outfit [old art]

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This drawing nearly killed me.

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outfit mixup ♻️ for morgan monday.

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I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

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What’s the pole story

I think this is best told as a greentext.

> Be me, romantically clueless

> Seeing spiderverse 2 with friends. Get dressed up all cute. > Girl taking tickets is extremely cute. Exactly my type. 100 GF soulmate electricity type cute. > Sees my xenoblade shirt. > "Oh, you're into XB2! It's my favorite game! Also, your skirt is so cute!" > "Hey, thanks!" > Walk into movie theater.

> See movie. 7.5/10, suffers from Act 1 syndrome, ends right when it's starting to pick up. > Leave theater. Girl is still there. > Girl stops me again. > "Also your hair is lovely. Everything about you is gorgeous. You're a gorgeous girl."

> Don't clock what's going on > "Hey, thanks!" > Turn to leave room > Run into pole > Say "Whoopsie doopsies, there's a pole there" out loud with my human mouth in a place people could hear me > Notice friends are leaving me behind > Run to catch up

> Days later realize she was flirting with me, then watched me turn, say "Whoopsie doopsies," then sprint out of the building at full tilt. > Never see her again

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another iceland fact

tourists are posting pictures from several different places in the country and tagging them with the name "gjaldskylda". they seem to be under the impression that it's the toponym of the beautiful waterfall/lava field/mountain/etc. they're visiting.

gjaldskylda means "you have to pay to park here" and it's on an unreasonable amount of signs

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oh yeah its tumblr so i can just put all these assets from my latest animation on here as gifs

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non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet

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SaaS is a dogshit business model but what a beautiful name. it's right out of a youtube poop

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theyre making morging real soon, pretyy awesome

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Werewolf transformation, but with Jackalope’s instead. Inspired by the Shope papilloma virus in bunnies, it’s theorized to be the source of myths about the Jackalope.

It causes horn-like tumors to form, which can bear a resemblance to antlers.

It’s darn tootin’ creepy, so don’t google the virus if you’re squeamish👀

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What gets me about the Mastercard/Visa shit is this:

You are at the grocery store. You pick up a nice, girthy zucchini. You head over to the oils and pick up a thing of olive oil. Then a packet of condoms.

Satisfied with your selections, you head to the cashier. As you place the items on the conveyor, a voice shouts: "DON'T SELL THOSE! THAT'S GOING UP A BUTT!"

And then for some reason, the cashier agrees. Then the guy who shouted, this fuckass guy in a suit, marches up to the counter and starts demanding that the store never sell any vegetables that could be put up a butt. He starts out pointing at the zucchinis and cucumbers and carrots, but you heard what he said: he's effectively banning every vegetable, just enforcing it selectively.

You ask the cashier if he's corporate or something. The cashier says no. The manager? No. He works here at least? No.

Who the fuck is he, then?

Well, the cashier explains, he's the bank manager from the next street over. He's taken up a moral crusade against vegetables that might go into rectums and if they don't obey him, he won't take anyone's paychecks or any money from any store that opposes him. And his bank is the only bank in the region, so it'd be a huge hassle for the business and the employees.

And somehow this dumb fucking scenario is real.

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ms niantenna's cc time!!

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How did you read and watch the Apothecary Diaries with all the interesting women on the series and end up fangirling over Jinshi

I'm gonna beat you up

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long day [comm for junie]