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I had to go back and check because I had a feeling but

Computer... Enhance

My suspicions were confirmed

THAT'S what was filling me with dread this entire time. They not only had the guy who made one of the best horror shorts I've ever seen as a silly character, but as a consultant because they decided they ALSO wanted to do some fucking scary VHS timeloop stuff.

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this is so fucking funny

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no commentary. just raw dogging this meme. 500+ comments in an hour. they dgaf

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It will all be okay

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me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

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i was gonna make a meme edit that was like "how sex jokers look when real fuckers come at them" but then I became preoccupied by the phrase sex jokers. Sex jokers. The sex joker. The sex joker

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"Dangerous"

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there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

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from “baths”, 1987.

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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hmmmnnngh

oi fuck off youre not coming in

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their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free