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Dolce & Gabbana - Spring 2005 RTW

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Gahaha Kojiro was made based on that meme I think

Like I said, HE ALWAYS HAS A DAMN KNIFE

@w4lh4ll4

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more animal crossing drawings!

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hands haNds haNDs hANDs HANDS 👏🏻

The placement, the jewelry, the size, the fact that I’m deCEASED

(Pictures originally posted by @thedeadsingforme)

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The Cure, A Forest, 1980

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The Love Witch (2016) dir. Anna Biller

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This is not a want this is a need where do I get those

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Oh a continuation of this idea would be so sweet hehe ☆

Go Ahead: Ran Haitani x Fem!Reader

a one-shot. MDNI. Ran is my favorite bully to love. a gift as penance for my absence.

wc: 385

tw: fluff

masterlist

My head hurts...

You groan, but there's mostly silence around you. There's a distant sound of running water, but other than that, you're alone.

What was I doing? All your memory can bring back is the party, but there wasn't much else. You took a drink from a red solo cup, danced with your friends, and then...

You sit up in the bed and peel your eyes open before looking around the virtually empty room. Empty of people, that is. The room isn't bare, but it is minimalist.

You're alone. In someone's bedroom. Before panic can set in, you hear someone shuffling into the space leisurely. When you see the person's face, adrenaline floods your veins, and you scoot back, hitting the headboard harshly.

"Ran," you gasp. Your bully looks over at you blankly, his eyes narrowing to slits before he exhales. His shoulders sag, and you spot the look of defeat on his face before he holds out a hand. You flinch instinctively, but then you spot the washcloth.

"You hit your head on the way down." You reach out for the item and take it, noticing the bloody scrapes on his knuckles and the bruise forming on his cheek.

"Did we get into a fight?" You press the cool cloth to your face as Ran shakes his head no. "What the hell happened?" When Ran looks away, you frown. "What happened?"

"Someone tried to take advantage of you." Your gut sinks.

"A-advantage of me?" The black-haired man nods his head once. "But why--"

"Don't know," he states simply. "Don't care." You look back down at his knuckles as he clenches them, then his face. The pieces. of the puzzle come together slowly.

"Did you... save me?" Ran grunts, looking down at his hands and shrugging. "Why?" Ran refuses to answer, letting his face go blank as he pushes a braid over his shoulder.

"I'll let you stay the night and sleep, then take you to your apartment in the morning." He doesn't wait for your answer before he leaves, shutting the door behind him with a final click. You sit in bed for a while, considering your new (?) ally with concern.

Ran Haitani... your high school bully... standing up for you?

There's no way this is really happening. Right?

Right?

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This man is a mood

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Rofl

How chapter 128 happened

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Amaziiiiinnn hahaha

been listening to this version all day bruv🤺

(IT REMINDED ME OF THEM LMAOOOOO)

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Ah he is basically just a Persian feline 😅

Everyone: ran is a playboy, he fucks around, is a cheater and parties too much

Ran:

This will always crack me up we all legit ran with the idea of ran being this playboy who clubs every night and gets pussy on a daily when really mans just wants to sleep,eat expensive pastries,and be internationally famous 😂

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Ran Haitani top 10 moments!

10. Whatever the hell this is, even Chifuyu has no idea what he's talking about but ngl it's kinda cool in a weird Haitani way

9. Seemingly being South's right hand man at the start (plus maybe trying to protect Kakucho here by telling South to not go after him)

8. That time he stopped Rindou from fighting in the bath and then cracked a bad joke about it. (Never change Ran)

7. Actually being smart with a strategy against Mitsuya. Ok it's not great that he whacked Mitsuya over the head but can't argue against his strategy here. It's actually very smart.

6. Helping Kakucho walk and checking up on him after the three deities fight.

5. Twirling his braids around his baton, this is just cute.

4. Closed Kakucho's and Izana's eyes, this is both funny and sweet because Ran was clearly trying to have a touching moment here. He was likely in shock and grieving and trying to say goodbye to two people he cared about a lot. Of course one of them wasn't dead though.

3. Saving Kakucho from Sanzu. Sanzu totally deserved this one

2. His constant posing, he's an icon and he knows it.

1. And finally his relationship with Rindou and just being a good big brother in general. We actually generally don't get to see a lot of their relationship however we can tell how good they are as brother's due to how close they are. Not to mention the genuine fear in Ran's face here, he looks terrified for his little brother here.

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My love

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RAN!!!! Our favourite pose striking, braid twirling, baton using big brother!

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Where can I buy u.u

*head empty only Hello kitty Haitani bois* 🤌🏼💖🥹

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Dead from mayhem vibes

Richard Sword - Pictures by me

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looks like my babe