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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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i have finally perfected my twitter feed

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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Oh my god my mutual that I have a parasocial relationship with just reblogged my post, the world is good again for a moment

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The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

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my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

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"my ____" tumblr phrases collection

m,y tuube:)

mye touy.....

ive even got a twig! #mytwig

my bacteria means I like it

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I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

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i love how in so many art pieces set post-rescuing benny from the legion, benny is often still tied up. even if the scene is taking place in, like, the lucky 38. nobody cut him loose on the whole walk back and you know what? given his track record, that makes perfect sense.

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i hate when ppl make fun of others for being quiet or shy i’m going to fucking kill you

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Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.

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i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode