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✨Girlbosstember✨ 2023

will begin tomorrow, September 7th, at 7am EST :) see you all then!

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Who Will Be Love Nikki’s Ultimate Girlboss?

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All the playoff matches except for the undecided shining League one are queued up ✨💕

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I’m holding back the full Shining League bracket until the tiebreaker entrant is decided but behold:

This year’s Girlbosstember Love League Matchups!

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I will be collection responses until Wednesday the 5th!

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Love Nikki has 24150 items and counting, but which is The Most?

The most what, you ask? Most iconic, funniest, cursed and/or blursed, weirdest flavor text when compared to the actual item itself, just the one that makes you go 'wow, Love Nikki, what a completely normal dress-up game'.

But really, you can take this however you want. The types of items I have in mind are

And also all of the items in @scalenetriangel's EXTREMELY HARD Love Nikki or Dark Souls quiz (and here's me finding the items in-game)

SUBMISSIONS OPEN until I decide I have enough

oh yeah this is a poll bracket if that wasn't clear

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pics that make you go hmmmm

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Let’s see how close to the average SN player I was

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Pink Hair Swag Tourney, Round Three, Part One

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Pink Hair Swag Tourney, Round Two, Part Three

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Pink Hair Swag Tourney, Round One, Part Five

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✨March Manwhore Madness✨ Official Commentary—Fin

Well, manwhore deciders of nikkiblr, we’ve done it. We selected 32 potential manwhores from across the Nikkiverse and pitted them against each other in a battle of charisma and sluttiness in order to determine who deserves the grand champion title of Manwhore of All Time.

It is my pleasure to announce this morning that as the final poll has closed, we are able to officially grant the title of MOAT to that Mechanical Weirdo, Caprico. Congratulations to Caprico on his second Manwhore title and his undefeated streak.

A special thank you goes out to my co-commentator, @overdrivecycle, for providing consistently thoughtful analyses and updates in the afternoons. And thanks to nikkiblr in general for all of the meme makers, the manwhore discourse, and every single vote on the polls. You all truly made these polls into an Event that was awesome to host.

Congrats again to our Manwhore champions, and thank you all for joining us for one last update on the Nikki Polls Network. You’ve been on with Commentor-Host Meagera, now singing off.

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✨March Manwhore Madness✨ Official Commentary— Final Day

Good morning, Nikkiblr, and welcome to our last, most exciting match!

Yesterday’s match drew to a close with Joe Brownie pulling a spectacular win against Nidhogg and earning himself the Love League Gold. A round of applause to him for coming from nowhere to sweep through his league! But there’s no rest for the winning manwhore, as today brings him to yet another daunting challenge with one more title on the line! That’s right—it’s Joe Brownie versus Caprico in the fight for Miraland’s MANWHORE OF ALL TIME.

Caprico is currently an undefeated manwhore champion, having easily swept his way to victory during the Manwhore Monday contest, and maintaining his momentum with only a few hiccups during our competition these past few weeks. From the beginning, there has been speculation that he would easily claim the Grand Champion title from these polls as well.

But Joe Brownie is no stranger to facing down intimidating opponents—just look at his playoff match, where he clawed his way to a victory against historically favored Shade! Yes, if anyone has what it takes to claim a win against that powerful goat man, it would be that DILF-adjacent Dark Horse of the Love League, Joe Brownie. Both of these manwhores have done beautifully in this competition, but only one can claim the ultimate title. Watch the match unfold here today!

Following the first couple hours of voting, Caprico holds a lead—but it’s not nearly as wide as I’m sure he was hoping. Joe Brownie could still catch up and make this one interesting. Keep an eye on the polls, and keep voting for your Ultimate Manwhore!

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