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how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

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scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.
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Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave
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here is something you ought to know. if your cat sleeps with you in bed, theres a chance she may stretch her paw out very near your face while she sleeps. its so importsnt (very) that you place a kiss upon the little tiny paw of hers so that she will dream she is the pope and you are kjssing her ring.
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“their tongues battled for dominance–”
-dm voice- “i’m going to need both tongues to roll initiative”
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My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house
i cant live like this
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*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me
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He wasn’t scared of falling. All these years, he’d fallen many times. Falling on the ground still hurts, after all. But if someone was there to catch him, it would be more than wonderful. (Chapter 87: Loyalty—Part Nine) ↳ @mdzsnet | mdzs 5th anniversary | favourite quote from the novel
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