Are u gonna finish that engine grease? Over 25, I can change ur oil sort of poorly blacklist "state of disrobe" if you dont wanna see my ass
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happy out of touch thursday captain its monday monday
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deodorant ads should be illegal. imagine telling a boy that he smells bad. imagine calling the mona lisa ugly
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I like when Pheidole ants do the thing with the head
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A text having meaning doesnt just mean you nod your head to stuff you already believe and go "so true" you know
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butches will literally sit speak and roll over if you have smokes
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"Top or bottom?" I say we wrestle and do whatever feels good????
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Dude i totally get why you say “help” now. It’s literally like, ....help! lol
like girl... help! lol
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we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.
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people will kvetch all day about how personal consumption isnt important to the environment and then you'll say youre vegan and they break out the exact amount of water that goes into every leaf of basil
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Today, in honour of the death of Pope Francis, I would like to recall his tireless struggle to make my life worse.
Both the same-sex marriage and gender identity laws in Argentina passed while he was Archbishop of Buenos Aires, which is to say the most prominent religious figure in the country, and he fiercely opposed them (famously calling the former a plot by the devil to destroy God's plan).
As a transgender lesbian in Argentina, having legally changed my name and gender and being married to my wife, things that have made my life enormously better and would not have been possible if he'd had his way, I can only say this: fuck you, you piece of shit. We won, you lost.
The next pope will probably also be a terrible person, because that's a requirement for the job of head of the Catholic Church. May it fade into irrelevance in my lifetime.
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People keep telling me "he was a progressive pope" and honestly if you believe in such a thing as a "progressive pope" we have worldviews that do not align even a little bit
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