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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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“i almost ate my nephew, lestat”

lestat:

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I had to do this guys

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

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dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game

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the cool thing about being pregnant is getting to sit in the cool car while bf waits in hot sun for tacos (that baby requested)

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there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

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what makes this funnier is this guy is a model dating a huge tiktok influencer now but Jim teacher will never leave him

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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Cassandra Cain is an icon because she has three living parents and went by orphan.

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