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i was right about destiel i was right about rogue translator pr move and i WILL be right about gay jensen
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so hard to beat the gay allegations when ur gay
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@lgbtqcreators creator bingo - vibrant colour palette, free choice
the district twelve victors + the revolution [ insp. ]
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Dream a Little Dream of Me 3x10 // Despair 15x18
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Castiel wants you to mind your fluid intake please have some water
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George Russell put on the white Mercedes suit and the spirit of Nico Rosberg possessed him I don’t know what else to tell you.
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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème
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people love female celebrities, but dont let them stay popular for too long because being a successful woman is Bad and Grounds For Slutshaming, they're only allowed to exist for a short amount of time in exactly the way we deem they deserve, otherwise they deserve to burn at the stake
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i miss old woke a lot, people are way too unwoke nowadays, but then sometimes i remember getting called ableist for not shipping incest and suddenly i remember old woke a lot less fondly
#@ all w*ncest shippers#like i got into it with one and apparently i was enabling bestiality or whatever the fuck because i shipped destiel instead?#because cas is an angel but bitch you ship literal brothers you are nawt one to talk
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essentially all I’m saying is that you need to be less afraid of being a pervert. You have to train and practice the pervert muscles in your heart so they can grow strong. Literally everyone is a pervert about certain things and many people still think they’re perverts for chill regular things like being gay because their upbringing has left them with atrophied senses of sex. We solve both of these problems at once by encouraging burgeoning pervertedness at every step of the way and ensuring people do not feel like they have to hide it under lip service to norms
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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?
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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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Anya Taylor-Joy The Menu (2022) dir. Mark Mylod
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Hi, My Name’s Clementine, I’m 6 Months Old, And I Hate The Smell Of Mint
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