revenge-of-the-assbutt
revenge-of-the-assbutt
You can't spell subtext without s-e-x
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he/they ◆ assbutt ◆ chronically online fanfic writer/lawyer-in-training ◆ pfp by @sjonni33
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 2 minutes ago
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i was right about destiel i was right about rogue translator pr move and i WILL be right about gay jensen
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 3 minutes ago
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so hard to beat the gay allegations when ur gay
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 28 minutes ago
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@lgbtqcreators creator bingo - vibrant colour palette, free choice
the district twelve victors + the revolution [ insp. ]
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 5 hours ago
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Dream a Little Dream of Me 3x10 // Despair 15x18
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 5 hours ago
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permission to lib out?
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 5 hours ago
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Castiel wants you to mind your fluid intake please have some water
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 5 hours ago
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George Russell put on the white Mercedes suit and the spirit of Nico Rosberg possessed him I don’t know what else to tell you.
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 5 hours ago
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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 5 hours ago
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people love female celebrities, but dont let them stay popular for too long because being a successful woman is Bad and Grounds For Slutshaming, they're only allowed to exist for a short amount of time in exactly the way we deem they deserve, otherwise they deserve to burn at the stake
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 5 hours ago
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i miss old woke a lot, people are way too unwoke nowadays, but then sometimes i remember getting called ableist for not shipping incest and suddenly i remember old woke a lot less fondly
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 7 hours ago
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essentially all I’m saying is that you need to be less afraid of being a pervert. You have to train and practice the pervert muscles in your heart so they can grow strong. Literally everyone is a pervert about certain things and many people still think they’re perverts for chill regular things like being gay because their upbringing has left them with atrophied senses of sex. We solve both of these problems at once by encouraging burgeoning pervertedness at every step of the way and ensuring people do not feel like they have to hide it under lip service to norms
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 7 hours ago
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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 8 hours ago
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 8 hours ago
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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 8 hours ago
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Anya Taylor-Joy The Menu (2022) dir. Mark Mylod
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 8 hours ago
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okay
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revenge-of-the-assbutt · 8 hours ago
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Hi, My Name’s Clementine, I’m 6 Months Old, And I Hate The Smell Of Mint
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