jess|30|gender me however the fuck you want|old tumblr fogie|miracle day apologist|about knee deep in the pool of x files madness (season 6)
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i do not believe in labubus or their cause
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The Three Monkeys, for sure! It's an Owen/Andy two hander and it brings me so much joy whenever I hear it.
Anyone have recs for FUNNY/LIGHTHEARTED torchwood audio dramas I should listen to? I’m thinking The Last Beacon/Dinner and a Show/Serenity levels. I’m getting ready to go away for my anniversary this weekend and would like some company as I do so, and I’ve already recently relistened to the previously listed
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Torchwood orgy: now with meta humour!
(The italics are Ianto, obviously)
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“Hey kids, spelling is FUN!” really boils my blood.
As much as I want to hate “it’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me” I use it too much as a phrase.
I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working
#don’t get me wrong I don’t hate Taylor swift#I actually like some of her songs#but she is verrryyyy overhyped and that’s not an unpopular take
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I’m really curious what are y’all’s fanfiction and fiction squicks?
I know the word has fallen from super-popular use but I think we need to revitalize it as a term (for a deep-seated distaste or turn-off from certain tropes, writing forms, character types, etc.) What makes you put down a book or close a tab so fast?
#when smut has no regard for the characters and how they’d actually interact during sex#I’ve come across porn that feels like they just wrote generic porn and inserted character names#I also hate it when sex talk is like ohhh yeahhh insert name here im gonna cum!!!!#like no one actually talks like that during sex#also when the author starts sexualising teenagers esp teenage girls#like with Lolita it makes sense since it’s in a pedophile’s POV but otherwise I’m closing the book real fast
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HOLY SHIT THE TORCHWOOD ORGY FIC IS ACTUALLY GETTING DONE IT IS *ACTUALLY* GETTING DONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL MY BRAIN IS WORKING
it's actually structured like a meeting agenda, with the 'minutes' being little vignettes of encounters Gwen has with all the team. and yes there is lots of snarky office manager Ianto in there, i LOVE writing dialogue for him.
my biggest struggle in writing this fic has been how to structure a 7 person orgy in text but i realised that to give it some framing, it really needed to stay centred around Gwen, because the orgy's purpose is to prep her in getting pregnant. So although there's so many pairings I could do, the focus needed to stay with Gwen.
anyhow a lot of these vignettes have been pulled from fully written scenes that were just sitting in my drafts from earlier versions of the fic, which have turned out to be perfect! and good GOD some of them - I don't know what horny brain I was on the day I'd written some of these, but they barely even needed tweaking.
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The X-Files + Scully’s Darkness Falls Jacket
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modern life is such an unholy mix of voyeurism and exhibitionism.
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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SACHA DHAWAN THE BOY WITH THE TOPKNOT (2017)
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I love it when someone makes it clear they’re into you
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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby
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Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it
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I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!
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