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reviewing-posts · 4 months
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[oh hell yeah]
eat cement
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reviewing-posts · 5 months
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[FOG/10: THE FOG]
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reviewing-posts · 5 months
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[10/10: IT'S OKAY MR. GAIMAN WE FORGIVE YOU]
I just realized I sent a public apology that was meant to have been sent as a private apology. I've deleted it.
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reviewing-posts · 6 months
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[10/10: TUMBLR GOLD TRULY WAS A REMARKABLE DECISION. PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST TUMBLR EVER MADE. EVERY POST THERE IS BANGER AFTER BANGER. NO TERFS, NO HATERS, NO BAD VIBES. I CAN'T RECOMMEND IT ENOUGH.]
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I had an interesting night last night
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reviewing-posts · 6 months
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[10/10: GREAT BIRDS. I LIKE THEM.]
lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.
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reviewing-posts · 6 months
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[WHEN IT COMES TO THE CEMENT THERE ARE NO WORDS. IT SIMPLY IS A MASTERPIECE OF BOTH NARRATIVE AND FLAVOR. IT'S SO VERY INSIGHTFUL. I MAY NEVER EXPERIENCE ANYTHING LIKE IT AGAIN: 9/10]
eat cement
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reviewing-posts · 7 months
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[8/10: GET THEIR ASS]
ALRIGHT MAY BE A LITTLE LATE TO THE TREND BUT FUCK IT WE BALL
IF THIS POST GETS TO IDK LETS SAY 12K NOTES BY MARCH 27TH, I WILL CHANGE MY URL TO SOMETHING MORE BEFITTING, SINCE I NO LONGER IDENTIFY AS ENBY/NB
SOEM RULES
IF YOU ARE A MUTUALS, NO MORE THAN FOUR RB’S, THREE COMMENTS, BUT TAGGING OTHERS IS FINE
IF YOU ARE JSUT A REGULAR OLD FOLLOWER OR JSUT SOME PERSON WHO FOUND THIS, DO WHAT YOU WANT
NO HAIKUBOT BAIT
GIMICK BLOGS ARE ALOUD TO BE TAGGED BUT ONLY ONCE PER BLOG PER PERSON
TIME TO WATCH MY NOTIFS SUFFER
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reviewing-posts · 7 months
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reviewing-posts · 7 months
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[7/10: EXCEPT AMTRAK. AMTRAK IS ALWAYS WELCOME. ANYWAYS, RATING POSTS IS TRUE PACIFIST.]
Gimmick blogs.
I would like you to specify even if you don't choose "other"
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reviewing-posts · 7 months
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[10/10: THE OL' GIMMICK BLOG DOGPILE. YOU LOVE TO SEE IT.]
The great thing about not being as popular as @totally-bing is that I can post without ever having to worry about the popular gimmick blogs finding me
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reviewing-posts · 8 months
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I don’t got the “rizz” I got the tizz
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reviewing-posts · 8 months
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[8/10: I THINK THIS GUY WINS GIMMICK BLOGS. PACK IT UP BOYS. WE'VE BEEN OUTDONE.]
AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS
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”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
"What does it want?"
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”
It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
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reviewing-posts · 8 months
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[8/10: SLAY]
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Kenna in the new collection
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reviewing-posts · 8 months
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[9/10: THERES FUKCIN...DOG'S IN THER.E...]
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reviewing-posts · 8 months
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[5/10: FUCK]
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reviewing-posts · 8 months
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[8/10: OH YOU SORRY BASTARD. YOU NEVER TAUNT THE GIMMICK BLOGS.]
my greatest accomplishment in life is that I have never been gimmick blogged
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reviewing-posts · 8 months
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[7/10: GENUINELY CONCERNED THAT THE YOUNGER OF THE YOUNGINS ARE SO LITERATE IN THE LATEST TECH THAT THEY'VE WRAPPED BACK AROUND TO BEING ILLITERATE AGAIN. GRANTED, THE MINECRAFT MIDDLE SCHOOL KIDS ARE PROBABLY STILL WELL VERSED. THEY'VE GOT TO HAVE A MOD DIRECTORY TO RUN SAID MODS AFTER ALL. I KNOW WHAT THE LAST TWO THINGS ARE, THOUGH I'VE NEVER TOUCHED THEM.]
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this can't be true can it
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