The fact that I can’t write or talk about my job should be a sin because these clients are fucking crazy
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me. me when a poem says something ive felt before
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“I want to gather your darkness in my hands, to cup it like water and drink.”
— Jane Hirshfield - from To Drink
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I don’t feel morally okay about my job right now and I want to cry
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Why is the nicest piece of jewelry I have from my boss
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My classmates enjoyed me two short stories I wrote and it made me so happy and we all just talked and wrote and everyone is so nice wow I forgot how much I missed school
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I started taking apple cider vinegar gummies to help with gut health a weight lost but they have done nothing but give me diarrhea
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*Enters a bookstore*
me to myself: be calm
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I love my new laser dermatologist!!!!!!!
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they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them
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I love the Lost Boys but if I was asked to join a punk vampire gang I would simple say yes
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I tried dating again and nope I’m good thanks
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I’m drunk and I’m mad at John Mulaney
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I GOT WHAT I ASKED FOR I SHOULD Of ASKED FOR MORE WOW
I asked for a big raise if I don’t get it I’m sleeping with their wives
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I asked for a big raise if I don’t get it I’m sleeping with their wives
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