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hey are you a vampire? take this quiz i just spent way too long making and find out the time period in which you were turned
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STRANGER THINGS VOL 2 SPOILERS!!!!!!//
this mf better be resurrected like jesus in season 5

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Eli Hale Headcanons
(because I’m still in disbelief that Derek & Stiles literally have a child in canon now)
1. Eli is prone to a very special Derek-level of broody behavior as he especially likes to scowl.
2. Eli possesses a perfect mix of Derek’s snark & Stiles’ quick-thinking sarcasm.
3. Eli attends school at Beacon Hills High & maintains decent grades.
4. Unlike his parents, Eli doesn’t enjoy sports. He doesn’t play basketball or lacrosse. He likes music instead.
5. Speaking of music, Eli is the lead singer and guitarist of a scrappy little garage band that he put together with his 2 best friends.
6. Eli’s band is called “BLUE IS PRETTY” which he named after the mantra his parents always say, due to there being a negative stigma towards people with blue werewolf eyes in the werewolf community.
7. Eli is a beta werewolf who is more likely to punch a bully in the face than sit down and talk things out, taking more after his human father.
8. One of Eli’s favorite activities is the weekly training exercises he does with Derek to help train his werewolf abilities.
9. Eli’s werewolf powers kicked in at age 5, which took both Derek & Stiles by surprise, because werewolves don’t typically get their powers until around age 9-10.
10. Surprise was an understatement. Eli’s powers kicked in during a normal trip to the grocery store wherein Eli took off running faster than a human child ever could, leading to an embarrassing display of Derek trying to chase after him and catch him.
11. Eli’s first word was “fucker” because Stiles has a mild case of road rage. This led to an awkward explanation later that night when Stiles had to explain to his husband why their son kept calling everything a “fucker”.
12. Eli wears Derek’s old leather jacket, which is pretty loose on him, but it was originally Derek’s father’s. It’s special. And Eli knows it makes him look cool.
13. Eli drives Stiles’ jeep, which yes, still works! It’s held together by magic now, as opposed to duct tape.
14. Eli is gay, but doesn’t have a boyfriend yet. Although he does have a crush on a cute hall monitor who always stops him for listening to music in the halls.
15. Eli purposely wears his headphones and loudly listens to music in the halls for this reason.
16. Eli isn’t close to Derek’s uncle, Peter, as Derek & Stiles have opted to not establish that relationship due to Peter being a seriously bad influence.
17. Eli has an after-school job with his friends as ushers at the local movie theater.
18. There’s a show on Netflix about teenage werewolves that’s really bad & moderately offensive to werewolf culture, but Eli & Derek like to binge watch new seasons together to mock how much the show gets wrong about being a werewolf.
19. Eli’s bedroom is painted black with lots of various posters from his favorite bands plastered onto the walls. He keeps his room at just the right amount of messy & likes to burn candles that aren’t strong enough to burn his werewolf nose right off his face.
20. Eli’s wolf form is devoid of eyebrows, just like Derek’s & Eli likes it because he thinks it makes him look cooler than other werewolves.
What are your Eli-Stilinski Hale headcanons, ya’ll?
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Vikings + animals
(thanks @philomaela for helping me track down ragnar and the goat!)
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Kitchen Ghosts on Instagram / Tumblr
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The Dead Don’t Die (2019) dir. Jim Jarmusch
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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
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Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.
Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.
Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.
Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.
Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.
Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.
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Adam Driver in BLACKKKLANSMAN (2018)
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Adam Driver + this cute lil dance in Girls season 6
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hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean
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Thinking about Adam Driver in his Clyde Logan era.
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We need to give talented women the space to be insane
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