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yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please
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Rainer Maria Rilke, from Rilke and Andreas-Salomé: A Love Story in Letters
Text ID: I want to be you. I want to have no dreams that don't know you, and no desires that you will not or cannot fulfill. I want to perform no deed that does not praise you and tend no flower that does not adorn you. / I want to know nothing of the days that preceded you in my life or of the people who dwell in those days.
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i wish all my mutuals who @ me in those tag games a very i swear i see it and i love being thought of even though i rarely if ever do them. i love you.
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In BtVS pride month episode the school hangs big rainbow 'everyone is welcome' poster, so now vampires can just walk inside. Now Buffy has to tear it down wihout Cordelia calling her homophobic
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Rosamund Pike
Photos by Rick McGinnis, 2007
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how to get close to people for beginners
getting close to people strategies
first time getting close to people walkthrough
techniques for getting close to people
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writing historical fic set in real places is so scary. what if someone who knows more about Philadelphia's timeline to move from gas to electric streetlamps reads my fanfiction and laughs at me
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Saw petite women be referred to as “fairy sized” and honestly that would push me to violence
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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish
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i bet the vacuum bag is so cozy if you’re a pretzel crumb
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This is what American Tourism ads would look like if they were worded like the New Zealand tourism ads I see inside Auckland Airport:
#coconut is NOT generally popular flavor here what the fuck are those#tootsie rolls would’ve been more appropriate perhaps
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