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i heard someone grew a beard 🦉 (i had to join and draw him bc i forgot how cool he is lol)

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Art dumps

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No stresso no stresso no need to be depresso 🤌

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The Icelandic gen z nephews of Verka Serduchka 11/10

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Estonia performing a lovesong about espresso macchiato is top Eurovision for me.

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German commentator absolutely roasting Albania.

"Sadly, I couldn't make out what he said during the song, but it sounded like he was calling someone out for parking their car wrong."

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"Does that turn your espresso macchiato into flat white, if you know what I mean?"

NO, NO I DO NOT

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I need someone in my life to look at me, like Tommy Cash looks at his coffee cup

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I don't speak French so can someone confirm that Hazel said you can vote via baguette? Or sth similar?

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Are France and Italy having a secret battle on how many sneak entries they can get this year??

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Is Eurovision this year just the year of weird, scrungly little men in bad suits?

As a weird, scrungly little man in a bad suit, I'm not complaining, but I'm amused it's happened at least twice.

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Europes version of thanksgiving is eurovision because it always gets politcal no matter what

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so this time we have the bloodbath semi final and the horny semi final

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For the record:

Finland's title is in German

Sweden is represented by Finns

Ireland is represented by Norwegian

San Marino may choose HAVE PICKED Tutta L'Italia

Malta can't say 'singing' in Maltese

wait i found more:

Czechia is represented by a Slovakian

Germany by Austrian siblings (edit: born in Vienna, family is Hungarian/Romanian)

WAIT THERE'S EVEN MORE:

Marko Bošnjak (Croatia) is from Bosnia (and also his surname translates to "Bosnian")

Shkodra Elektronike (Albania) grew up in Italy

Netherlands is singing in French (also Claude was born in DR Congo)

Transcending continent (and Australia):

JJ aka Johannes Pietsch (Austria) is half Filipino

Tommy Cash is also known as Kanye East god help us all

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“If an alien lands and asks what Eurovision is, we should just show him this”

- Edward af Sillén, Swedish commentator, about Poland

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Eurovision is the only event where one dude sings about his dying wife and the dude that follows him sings about espresso without anyone blinking an eye.😂

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As happy I am to see Petra back in ESC, I'm SO disappointed that they didn't take the opportunity to make a joke about how everyone outside of the EU confuses Sweden and Switzerland all the time and that she was there by mistake