18+. Lady over the age of 30 who cusses too damn much. Sometimes fanfic writer. Lilian header by domirine, Rolfe avatar by merwildOC Master PostCharacter Pinterest BoardsAO3
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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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Waves on shoreline. Twilight. 60° F. Twilight. 4:06 am. June 16 2025. Cove Island Park Stamford, CT (@dkct25)
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every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs
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My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things
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fiber arts is really a laundering scheme for mathematics.
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