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(Starting at 8 pm (PST) I’m officially moving my blog. Hope to see you there)

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“There you go! That’s always a good point. A bully always needs to be taught a lesson. So if anyone makes fun of you set fire to their backyard. Won’t see it coming.”

“If y’all hate pet rats an’ think they should die, then I’m sorry, but we can’t be friends. Them’s the rules.”

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“But not hurting them it’s boring! Besides it’s not like the prank is dangerous. It’s kinda like a non lethal hurt.”

“If y’all hate pet rats an’ think they should die, then I’m sorry, but we can’t be friends. Them’s the rules.”

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“Boooo come on bruh! Hurting someone makes the prank more fun!”

“If y’all hate pet rats an’ think they should die, then I’m sorry, but we can’t be friends. Them’s the rules.”

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“Then you’re on the way on becoming my new buddy. I love rats too. Next step is to prank someone.”

“If y’all hate pet rats an’ think they should die, then I’m sorry, but we can’t be friends. Them’s the rules.”

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I’ll be there right away bruh! I don’t have cold steak at home so I’m bringing a bag of cold vegetables. It’s kinda like the same thing.

(Text sent)

..       wheezing.    ..    

Texting: 

Little help please. .     I need a cold steak and an an aspirin.

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Reblog if you want to build non-romantic relationships!

Relationships between muses not necessarily have to be romantic and it doesn’t make it any less interesting. Just imagine what adventures can two good friends go through! Maybe your muse will find themselves a new rival? Or maybe they will be enjoying presence of their relatives? These and many other relationships are just as important and intriguing as (romantic) ships.

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“I know it’s just cuddling. I’m not an idiot. Although....nah I’m clever.” -Rhett flashed Damien a peace sign as he stuck out his tongue- “Yeah it’s best if we plan the pranks for tomorrow.”

-Rhett rarely wore PJs and the rare ones he had was embarrassing. He had a simple red shirt but his pj bottoms had paw prints all over them. After he washed his teeth and cleaned his face Rhett went to the living room- “ok I’m presentable.”

Not to sound needy, because I’m not. I’m not! but could you come over now?

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“YESSS!!!! I won I won!!” -Rhett grinned as he did a mini victory dance. Then he shook Damien’s hand- “that was a really sweet competition. I promise I’m not going to make you do anything to bad. In fact all I need is a partner in crime. With your powers I bet we can pull of some amazing pranks. Don’t tell scott but...” -Rhett looked at his shoes- “I’m sick and tired of having to prove myself to him through my pranks.”

-Rhett then took out his bag- “lucky for you i brought PJs. I’m down for some cuddles.”

Not to sound needy, because I’m not. I’m not! but could you come over now?

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“Ummmmmm.” -Rhett began to flush. He began to lower his speed as he stuttered- “to....too...to hang out with you of course. Ya know have some fun times.”

Not to sound needy, because I’m not. I’m not! but could you come over now?

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-Rhett laughed as he glanced at the gloves- “Yeah I was a little shit as a kid. I’ve done horrible pranks myself. If someone even dared to pick on me I put superglue on their seats. Or bubblegum in their hair.”

-Rhett laughed while he focused on the game. He was only a few miles away from Damien’s car. He licked his lips and began to sped faster-

Not to sound needy, because I’m not. I’m not! but could you come over now?

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“.....ok then. Then I’ll return the shit talk. Out of habit of course.” -Rhett smirked as he focused on the game. He loved a good challenge. Rhett laughed when he got a good lead that at first he didn’t realize Damien was melting the control.

After awhile when Rhett finally noticed a weird smell he looked at Damien amazed at what he was seeing. He didn’t hear Damien’s comment as he was amazed- “Bruhhhhh. That fucking AWESOME!!! Imagine all the people I can prank if I had that power!”

Not to sound needy, because I’m not. I’m not! but could you come over now?

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Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“Who goes drinking with scissors?”

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Service Dogs take on Disneyland

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Reblog this if your muse is an asshole.

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“Because I can relate to a cat. They’re hard to win over. But once you do they’ll be externally loyal.”

I don’t get the appeal of cats all they do is lick their asses what’ so great about them, enlighten me.