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I will be never ready to speak about this btw

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him driving is enough to get the walls white.

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just seen this goddess live and i am not okay.

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on my period and horny and need chris inside of me immediately or I’ll die

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

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oh WOW

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i’m actually in tears at how much i fucking need them

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had to squeeze my legs together cs wtf x

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you ever like scroll through someone’s profile for like minutes on minutes—if you can’t tell im doing it to you rn (causally reblogging everything because it’s all relatable wtf)

hahahah love it! appreciate you 🐐

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When Matt made me beg then called me a good boy

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i can’t wait for chris to get a “he can’t handle allat” girlfriend. i’m sooo ready to hype that bitch up

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SONGS BY…. SOMBR, FANFIC MARATHON.

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 warnings - this will contain mentions of death, detailed smut, aloooottt of fluff.

0.1 ⋆𐙚 back to friends - chris

0.2 ⋆𐙚 makes me want you - chris

0.3 ⋆𐙚 undressed - matt

0.4 ⋆𐙚 never find u - matt

0.5 ⋆𐙚 my house is warm - chris

0.6 ⋆𐙚 we never dated - chris

0.7 ⋆𐙚 in your arms - matt

0.8 ⋆𐙚 would’ve been you - matt

0.9 ⋆𐙚 savior - chris

10 ⋆𐙚 i’ll remember tonight - matt

inspo : @mattsangelbaby & @delilahsturniolo

note : i don’t have a specific date for posts so ill just write when i feel motivated!

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little cutie

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grey shorts and bad intentions | c.s

— chris sturniolo x fem! reader

— warnings: suggestive (no actual smut), flirty teasing, lots of chaos, and i think that's it ?

— word count: 333

A chill stream turns chaotic when Chris dances in those grey shorts. Matt’s horrified. You’re flustered. Chris? Smirking, saying “pause chat"… then looking down.

The three of you were live on Twitch.

It was supposed to be chill. Just a cozy Q&A, some chat banter, Matt raging about something Chris said or whatever— and you couldn't keep a straight face even though Chris insisted on wearing those grey shorts.

You gave him one look before the stream started. And all he said was "I got you."

You blinked at him. "Got me what?" But he just smiled, smug and slow and you knew you were in danger.

Now Twenty minutes into the stream-chat decides to add fuel to the fire:

"CHRIS DANCE FOR US!!!"

Matt scoffs. "Don't encourage him." But it's too late. Chris pushes back against the desk and rises to his feet like he's about to perform for the VMAs.

"I got you," he says again, smirking directly at the webcam.

Matt glances over, and his face drops like a man who's seen his life flash before his eyes. "You can't dance in those grey shorts," he says, already defeated. "Please. I don't wanna see it."

Chris pauses and looks at the camera, delivering it with a smirk. "Pauseee chattt" And then— he looks down. Like he's checking the exact thing Matt's begging not to witness.

Your heart stops, and you grip the desk as you bite the inside of your cheek because you cannot moan on Twitch for thousands to hear... and see.

Matt? Matt is wheezing. "I hate it here. I need to bleach my eyes."

Chris slowly sits back down, still looking too smug for anyone's safety. He leans over towards you, his voice low, mic barely catching it. "Still hate the grey shorts, babe?"

You glance at him, your voice shaking. "You're lucky I didn't crawl into your lap on stream."

Matt just slaps the table. "I'm ending the live. That's it. We're done. Ya'll need Jesus and pants."

Chris just throw up a peace sign at the camera and says:

"Thanks for watching, chat. Hope ya'll enjoyed the view."

i kept seeing this clip of matt and chris on my tiktok feed and i HAD to write about it 🤭

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boyfriend’s story spam got me giggling like an idiot

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ugh the way he moves his fingers is turning me on