Fandom stuff. Currently screaming about Sandman and Babylon 5. Back on my WoT bullshit again. Verin Mathwin apologist. Original fiction is over on @faerytaleonfire
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Okay gang, click here for your randomly assigned season one sandman spouse.
and feel free to tag who you got, hehe
#death#who is smokin hot#but i have just enough sense of self-preservation not to get involved with an endless#so we can be friends with tax benefits
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I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂









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i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.
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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament
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"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."
- my 7 year old daughter
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At least nothing else I love can get cancelled, since this was the only one I had left
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in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that
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This feels like a good time to post a reminder about the NaNo-inspired spreadsheet I made, based on the old website:
It's available here for download - free if you want, any support is appreciated because it means I can keep making trackers and helps with my website costs, but I know times are tough for a lot of us. I've also put it up on Google Sheets here, but it looks a little different because the fancier chart effects aren't supported. You'll have to download it or make a copy to be able to use it. (Please don't ask me for edit access, that won't work. File > Make a copy, and you'll have it on your own Google Drive.)
I also made this in four other designs, available here. They all come with character and plot development sheets, and pages for novel info, chapters, timeline, etc. And there are versions for every month, so we're not confined to November!
And finally, because I always loved seeing everyone's word counts and accountability really helps me personally, I made a basic spreadsheet that you can use as a group to collectively track word counts or goals. This version's made for up to 8 people. Again you'll have to make a copy in your Drive to use it, and you'll need to give edit access to your whole group as well.
If there's interest, I'll keep making these as well for each new month. I can also expand it or add more columns/features, so feel free to let me know if you're interested and what you'd like to see!
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I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me
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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.
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writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits
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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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If any of y'all are in DC, the NOAA could really use your help.

Reminder that the NOAA also houses the National Weather Service and tracks hurricanes.
Elon Musk is planning on reducing the NOAA by 50%. This is going to have horrendous consequences.
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Is fanfiction real writing?
yes.
source: I am literally a book publisher and professional editor.
glad that's settled, now we can go back to focusing on real problems.
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