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anyways, hi, i'm alive!!! how is everyone doing on this hellsite and why does it look so different holy shit

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Steve: [in a crowd and can't find bucky] 'this calls for drastic measures'

Steve: [uses his hands as a microphone] "STEVE ROGERS SUCKS!"

Bucky: [from across the room] "what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"

Steve: "there he is"

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*mafia don* ive got this whole freakin' city under my thumb. i can have any two men kissing each other in under 15 minutes

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I wonder what percentage of cishets know what frotting is

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Happy couple announces their love on social media

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more from the acesan vault i have

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btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off

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they’re always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there’s a standard script for this that’s like “I think sex education is important, I’m not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it’s far too accessible to our children”

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don’t have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

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my Zhongchi hannibal AU except childe is only in one of the pics nhsfjfs HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN HERES MORE ZHONGCHI HANNIBAL AU

heres last years redraws <3

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If you're in a small isolated community and strange people start bringing you flowers, get the fuck out of there immediately. Fuck their summer harvest, go somewhere with an ATM.

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tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

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the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

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heres a picture that i really like check it out