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Men whose sole ambition is the wish to save their lives, will lose and get perdition as a consolation prize, but the man who makes his mission Christ before he dies gains his life by this decision and has done what’s wise.

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Don’t wait on other folks to act when bias is observed, for oftentimes your own impact can truly change the world.

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Speech, it can reveal a mind, so mind the things you mutter – lest your brain be found behind the gunge beneath the gutter.

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Often the grain that falls the farthest will father the largest harvest.

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The world should stop ignoble warring and heed all the glowing warnings that we’re feeding global warming and the woe high temps are forming.

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He who’s faithful with the least you can trust with greater, but he whose palms are used to grease cannot be trusted later.

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If the toll of all life’s tasks had at the onset been unmasked, would we pass the trifling paths for actions that might everlast?

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I prefer the ”myth and fantasy” skeptics insist is insanity, o’er the risk of man’s calamity without the gift of Christianity.

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The pediatrician

Did you hear about the pediatrician who bribed his patients to get lab samples?

He told them, “You’re in for a treat.”

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Those who stop listening to correction find wisdom has left in a different direction.

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Did you hear about the time Mr. Rogers went to a magic show?

He drew a card, hid it in the deck, and the magician asked, “Is this your card?”

Then he drew another card, hid it in the deck, and the magician produced a red sweater: “Is this your cardigan?”

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Did you know most Bible characters loved French bread? For instance, Abraham baguette Isaac and Isaac baguette Jacob but Jacob baguette Reuben.

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We often pray for the afflicted, that peace may be restored, but let us pray, too, for the wicked, that they may seek the Lord.

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The blessing of the Lord brings wealth; He adds not sorrow but good health. He meets you at your every need and makes your daily plans succeed.

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If it appears I’ve lost my grip, alas, my dear, I’ve fallen sick! This time I fear It’s not the pip! Whichever mix of small physics my doctor picks for me to lick, I vow to swallow awfully quick now that I need a solid fix, and hope that it kicks in by six, for I believed all of their tricks, and now I’ve gotten politics!

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If you want to end up quoted, just like Henry David Thoreau did, to your pen you’ll stay devoted till poetic men have doted.

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A society that places safety o’er other concerns in the end, will not escape the fate that it has earned.