i tend to dissapear from this sight for extended periods of time. :)
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Rouxls Kaard is hands down the funniest Deltarune character. Every time he shows up he’s always up to the new dumbest fucking thing you’ve ever heard of and is somehow consistently inventing new ways to lose at literally everything. Incredible.
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When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.
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the fun gang's lookin a bit different than i remember...
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what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare
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hi fish
today is my birthday but my family doesnt really care. im kind of sad and you are my favourite internet person ever
just wanted to say it, thank u for reading<3
57 cakes
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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs
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