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Y’all, I just got an email alert about a new chapter on a story I follow. Here’s the author’s note for that chapter. 😂
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Reblog for cast size!
#Definitely haughty mage but the summon that can solo the boss was a close second#I've had some serious npc energy lately and I hope to dig out of that soon but#Good post
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I’ll be 18 in September and I’m petrified.
You're 17 and 4/5ths right now, you're not aging up a full year, you're just gonna be a few months older than you are right now. Time moves on, the numbers keep going up, the numbers are meaningless.
#The numbers really don't mean squat (barring the obvious)#The days and months and seasons still turn. You don't magically have the world on your shoulders when you hit 18 or 21#You'll be alright. Just go make some little changes and take the dishes out of your room#Go wash your face and keep walking#(I say; having sat down on the side of the road awhile)
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I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20
#I promise you they are#I know it's scary to do the math and ask for money but you're providing a luxury service and deserve to get paid appropriately
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WHAT DO WE WANT?

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#I saw one in Portland last week while I was out for an appointment and it was a religious experience#I was in hysterics. That bitch looked like a PS1 model and nothing could have prepared me for it
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Please be normal
#This is largely the reason I started just calling myself trans and not bothering with anything further than that#The ~+Nonbinary Culture+~ that is by default taped to one's head really turns me off on it#And like! I'm happy it resonates with a lot of folks!#But do not call me a creature!!#I'm an entire human adult thanks#Gender stuff
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pens scared me as a kid. a pencil that you cant erase? thats fucked up shit to do to a kid man
#Mine was the Pilot Precise v5 and still is#Those pens changed my life and I still use them#It's the little things
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would you mind explaining the “and me i feel also not so good” thing? i tried looking it up without luck 😔

phrases that stick in your mind like tar to an unfortunate paleolithic beast
#This has been me and my crippling sciatic pain for the last three weeks#I want perish.#Please god I need something stronger than ibuprofen so I can get back to work
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Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.
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Re-made the AI-generated image of PS2 Shadow that has been going around, because SCREW 'EM MACHINES!!
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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:
If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.
If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.
I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.
There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.
#Remove the obstacles to doing the things and suddenly the things will look less daunting#It doesn't have to be this way. It doesn't have to be miserable. Find ways to make it not miserable#I practically live by this now and it's helped my task avoidance a lot#Also hi I'm not dead I'm just busy
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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends
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Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops (1990) Location: Nagasaki, Japan
#Aesthetic#From the recommended tab#These look like teacup ride seats and I'm obsessed#I want one of these in a cozy overgrown yard REAL bad and JUST for napping in
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magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.
#art#This is wildly validating and I love this entire idea with all of my heart#It MUST go here so I can put it in the#Save tag#Putting this in my pocket. I love strawberry seraph and would be in his fandom
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Super Shadow - Unbound
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An alt. to my Super Shadow pic posted earlier >>> LINK
Normally, Shadow wears these inhibitor rings to suppress his inherit chaos energy. This probably doesn't matter in his super form. However, I like the idea that he's potentially hiding more power behind them.
#Shadow the Hedgehog#Art#This goes hard as fck and the coloring is spectacular#A+ rendering; please keep at it#Obligatory MY BRAAAAND
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