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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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3 components of worldbuilding:

1. The author’s kinks

2. The author’s power fantasy

3. The author’s political agenda

Plot and logic optional

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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"bibelfest" is auch so ein tolles rein deutsches wort. wer zur hölle kreiert ein wort dafür, die bibel gut zu kennen. und dann auch noch so ein schön fast handwerker-pragmatisches wort. wie rutschfest oder dingfest oder sowas. geile sprache.

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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fabulous creature?

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"Sie sind eher überkorrekt in ihrem Verhalten als Patient" so you're saying you haven't noticed that it was me who basically flatlined the building's wifi for 2hrs by uploading pigeon pictures to a cloud from my room's bathroom? great ok good to know

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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?

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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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SGKSGKSGK MA’AM

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I am in tears laughing. my sister sold her couch on marketplace and accidentally gave them her cat too

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on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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