riallathewizard

[riallathewizard]

i could enact the cataclysm if you guys are up for it

[riallathewizard]

[riallathewizard]

you ever meet a guy you just KNOW would get enthralled by the amulet 🙄

[riallathewizard]

[riallathewizard]

we must act fast to revitalize the ecosystem by reintroducing megafauna. i suggest the tarasque. just a suggestion. i have 30,000 tarasques ready to go as soon as yuo give the word mr president. don’t be a coward sir. 30,000 tarasques. thiink of your country

[riallathewizard]

I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards

[riallathewizard]

Hey man what's up *puts u in an integral*

[riallathewizard]

Unfortunately for your beloved empire, there are no academies with good artificer programs within Imperial domain, and I am a loyal Imperial subject, I would never enroll in a Corvian institution

@riallathewizard gutten min, i ask of you to invent something one of my sons has described to me. apparently, it is very efficient for murdering abhorrent deer such as @thebettergodoforigin. he has called it a "car," but names matter not to me.

[riallathewizard]

My 4.0 GPA is not to blame for the Draesnine Academy's terrible artificer curriculum

@riallathewizard gutten min, i ask of you to invent something one of my sons has described to me. apparently, it is very efficient for murdering abhorrent deer such as @thebettergodoforigin. he has called it a "car," but names matter not to me.

[riallathewizard]

brb gonna go contemplate what i saw in the Mirror of Truth for hours.

[riallathewizard]

i fear you shall have to ask an artificer, i have forseen such things and they are beyond my mechanical prowess

@riallathewizard gutten min, i ask of you to invent something one of my sons has described to me. apparently, it is very efficient for murdering abhorrent deer such as @thebettergodoforigin. he has called it a "car," but names matter not to me.

[riallathewizard]

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[riallathewizard]

everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

[riallathewizard]

Histoire de la Magie, 1922

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